Tag: Rated G

RINO Lindsey Graham Volunteers To Take Tulsi Gabbard’s Spot In Democrat Party

WASHINGTON-- After the major news broke that former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard joined…

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‘Newsweek’ Nominated For Pulitzer Prize After Discovering Trump Doesn’t Actually Work At McDonald’s

U.S.-- American news magazine Newsweek has recently been nominated for the prestigious…

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Awkward: Kim Jong-un Regifts Missiles Putin Gave Him Last Christmas

MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- It was an awkward moment this week in Russia between…

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Tim Walz Endorses Trump After Watching Kamala’s Disastrous Fox News Interview

U.S.-- After watching Kamala Harris' horrendous Fox News interview, Minnesota Governor and…

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Kamala Forgets McDonald’s Drive-Thru Order After Her Car’s Portable Teleprompter Shuts Down

WASHINGTON-- There was another awkward teleprompter moment for Vice President Kamala Harris…

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Obama Wondering If It’s Too Late To Take Kamala Out Paddle Boarding

WASHINGTON-- As Kamala Harris continues to fall in the polls and embarrass…

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Zelensky Wondering If Now’s A Good Time To Ask Hurricane Victims If They Could Spare Some Of Their $750 FEMA Money

U.S.-- After hearing the wonderful news that residents affected by Hurrican Helene…

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Kamala Promises She’s Not Confiscating Guns, She’s Just Borrowing Them And Never Returning Them

WASHINGTON-- With word spreading quickly that Kamala Harris intends on confiscating American's…

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Frightened Mitch McConnell Retracts Into Shell After Hearing Threat Of Government Shutdown

WASHINGTON-- After hearing the news that the US government might shut down…

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‘We Can Do Starbucks While We’re Getting Nuked,’ Says Oblivious Woman Voting For Kamala

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While sitting inside of a Starbucks drinking soy lattes,…

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Kamala’s Stern Warning To Russia, China If Elected: ‘I Grew Up Middle Class With A Nice Lawn’

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- During a rare one-on-one interview with a local Philly news…

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