Playing Hardball: Trump Issues Threat To Impose 25% Tariff On Santa Claus Unless He Brings Manufacturing To US
U.S.-- In an effort to bring more jobs back to the United…
UK Petition To Replace Keir Starmer With Larry The Cat Reaches More Than One Million Signatures
U.K.-- Millions of British citizens have become fed up with the current…
Jimmy Kimmel Starts Practicing His Next Four Years Of ‘Trump’s Going To Prison’ Opening Monologues
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In preparation for the upcoming Donald Trump administration, late night…
Congress Reassures Americans They Will Do Everything In Their Power To Ignore The Will Of The People
WASHINGTON-- With President-Elect Donald Trump set to take office in January, members…
California Announces They Should Be Finished Counting 2024 Election Ballots By Next Election
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Still counting ballots almost two weeks after Election Day, California…
Taylor Swift’s New Album Made Entirely Of Silence Becomes Top Selling Album Of All Time
U.S.-- Pop star Taylor Swift has made history once again after her…
Now $20 Million In Debt, Desperate Kamala Wondering If That Old McDonald’s Job She Lied About Is Still Available
WASHINGTON-- After spending over a billion dollars to beat Donald Trump and…
Democrats Confused Why Candidate No One Voted For Lost Election In Landslide
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Vice President Kamala Harris lost the election in a…
Trump Saves America Once Again By Defeating Yet Another Evil, Cackling Woman
U.S.-- Donald Trump has won the 2024 presidential election and has once…
Excited Kamala Sets Alarm For 2:55 AM So She Can Watch The 3 AM Democrat Ballot Dumps In Real Time
WASHINGTON-- Election Day is almost here, and a very confident Kamala Harris…
For Halloween Kamala Dresses Up As Real Democratic Candidate Voted In By The People Instead Of Being Installed By Rich Oligarchs
WASHINGTON-- Halloween is the time when people can dress up in a…
Angry AOC Vows To Boycott Burger King After Trump’s McDonald’s Visit
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While millions of people were enjoying former President Donald Trump's…
