Tag: Rated G

UK Petition To Replace Keir Starmer With Larry The Cat Reaches More Than One Million Signatures

U.K.-- Millions of British citizens have become fed up with the current…

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Jimmy Kimmel Starts Practicing His Next Four Years Of ‘Trump’s Going To Prison’ Opening Monologues

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In preparation for the upcoming Donald Trump administration, late night…

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Congress Reassures Americans They Will Do Everything In Their Power To Ignore The Will Of The People

WASHINGTON-- With President-Elect Donald Trump set to take office in January, members…

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California Announces They Should Be Finished Counting 2024 Election Ballots By Next Election

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Still counting ballots almost two weeks after Election Day, California…

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Taylor Swift’s New Album Made Entirely Of Silence Becomes Top Selling Album Of All Time

U.S.-- Pop star Taylor Swift has made history once again after her…

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Now $20 Million In Debt, Desperate Kamala Wondering If That Old McDonald’s Job She Lied About Is Still Available

WASHINGTON-- After spending over a billion dollars to beat Donald Trump and…

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Democrats Confused Why Candidate No One Voted For Lost Election In Landslide

WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Vice President Kamala Harris lost the election in a…

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Trump Saves America Once Again By Defeating Yet Another Evil, Cackling Woman

U.S.-- Donald Trump has won the 2024 presidential election and has once…

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Excited Kamala Sets Alarm For 2:55 AM So She Can Watch The 3 AM Democrat Ballot Dumps In Real Time

WASHINGTON-- Election Day is almost here, and a very confident Kamala Harris…

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Angry AOC Vows To Boycott Burger King After Trump’s McDonald’s Visit

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While millions of people were enjoying former President Donald Trump's…

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