AOC’s Biggest Competition: Glass Of Water Running Against Ocasio-Cortez
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Trump Plays 4D Chess On Leftists, Saying He’s Now Running As A Democrat
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Iowa Caucuses So Cold Bernie Sanders Kept His Hands Inside His Own Pockets
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New Groundhog Day Movie Stars Bernie Sanders As Candidate Who Never Gets Democrat Nomination
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Miserable Bill Clinton Begs America To Please Elect Unemployed Hillary To Something, Anything
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Puerto Rico Officials Use Jedi Mind Trick To Distract From Unused Disaster Supplies
SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- Officials in Puerto Rico have come together to…
Meghan Markle, Prince Harry Banished To US To Live Under Trump Regime
UNITED KINGDOM- One week after Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's bombshell news…
GOP Congressman Shares Fake Image Of Obama Serving As US President
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Stubborn Man Dies Waiting For Internet Explorer Page To Load
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Barack Obama Says His Presidency Proves Women Make Better Leaders Than Men
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James Comey Says He’s Completely Innocent After Thoroughly Investigating Himself
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Corn Dog Joins 2020 Democratic Field For President
WASHINGTON-- American food Corn Dog announced on his Twitter account yesterday that…
