Fly That Landed On Mike Pence’s Head Turns Down Offer To Be His Vice President
WASHINGTON-- Former VP Mike Pence has been in the spotlight lately after…
Gov. Gavin Newsom Held Hostage By Garden Tools In Protest Of Him Banning Leaf Blowers And Lawnmowers
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Dozens of angry garden tools have taken Gavin Newsom hostage…
Justin Trudeau Hides Out In AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After fleeing from Canada to the United States to…
Biden Threatens To Resign As President If Joe Rogan Not Removed From Spotify
WASHINGTON-- The president of the United States Joe Biden has issued a…
Biden Considers Nominating Strong Black Woman Hillary Clinton To Supreme Court
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has finally narrowed down his list of possible…
Canada Votes To Change National Anthem From ‘O Canada’ To Just The Sounds Of Trucks Honking
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As the truckers against mandates protest continues to gain international…
Boomer Musicians Threaten To Pull Their Vinyl Records And 8-Track Tapes From Spotify In Protest Of Joe Rogan
U.S.-- After Spotify removed Neil Young's music due to the singer's ultimatum,…
Democrats Impeach Trump Over Biden’s Phone Call With Ukraine President
WASHINGTON-- Democrats have impeached President Donald Trump for the sixtieth time this…
Biden: ‘If The Supreme Court Pick’s Not Corrupt, Then You Ain’t My Nominee!’
WASHINGTON-- With the sudden announcement of Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer's retirement,…
Vladimir Putin Trolls Biden By Putting ‘I Did That’ Stickers To The Front Of Russian Tanks
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- As tensions between the United States and Russia heat up,…
Thousands Of Canada Geese Join Truckers Against Mandates By Blocking Justin Trudeau’s Home Driveway
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Thousands of angry Canada geese have joined in the convoy…
Physician’s Hippocratic Oath Updated To ‘First, Do As Pfizer Says’ To Reflect Modern Medicine
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- To better reflect the state of current modern medical practice,…
