New Kevin McCarthy Talking Doll Is All Talk And No Action Just Like The Real Thing
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Ron DeSantis Sends Illegal Hurricane Idalia To Martha’s Vineyard
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Mugshot Released Of Phone Trump Used During Georgia Election Case
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Republican Primary Candidates Debate On Stage To Become Next President Of Ukraine
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Chinese Citizens Mystified By Strange, Round, Orange Object Floating In China Sky
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Bored Cat Goes On Vacation By Sitting At Different House Window
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Robert L. Peters Surfaces, Says Biden’s A Good Man Who Hasn’t Committed Any Crimes
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CNN Says Biden’s Corruption Is Improper But Mostly Peaceful
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Genius: Elon Musk Throws Biden Off His Trail By Renaming Twitter To ‘X’
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Weird Elflike Creature Seen Fleeing Area After Rand Paul’s Office Building Burns Down
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Mike Pence Announces He’s Running For President Of Ukraine
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