Trump Learns Sign Language To Get Around Judge’s Gag Order
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After a federal judge barred Donald Trump from speaking…
After Sending Warships To Secure Israel’s Border, Biden Secures US Border By Sending His Thoughts And Prayers
WASHINGTON-- Only hours after Israel was breached by Hamas, Joe Biden quickly…
Apathetic Man Doesn’t Support Israel Or Palestine
MANCHESTER, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- With the war between Israel and Palestine raging most…
Democrats Celebrate Indigenous Peoples’ Day By Stealing Lahaina Land From Indigenous Hawaiians
WASHINGTON-- In honor of the indigenous community who had their land taken…
Mike Pence Announces That He’s Running For President Of Both Ukraine And Israel
CARMEL, INDIANA-- During a presidential rally inside of his living room back…
Beto O’Rourke Glues Himself To Texas Fence To Stop Biden From Finishing Border Wall
RIO GRANDE, TEXAS-- In a desperate attempt to stop Joe Biden from…
New York City Introduces NYPD Police Pursuit Gondolas In Response To Flooding
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Massive flooding has overtaken New York this week…
Hunter Biden Offers To Trade 36 Of His Paintings For Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Resort
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- As soon as word spread that a New York…
Americans Observe MIA Recognition Day By Paying Tribute To Missing President Biden
U.S.-- Today is MIA Recognition Day and Americans across the country are…
Kevin McCarthy Opens Impeachment Inquiry Into Biden For Not Sending Enough Money To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has officially launched an impeachment inquiry into…
Aaron Rodgers Says He’s Healed After Doctors Prescribed Him Treatment Of ‘Walk It Off’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- After sustaining an injury to his Achilles tendon…
Politicians Promise To Flout All COVID Rules Again During Next Planned Lockdown
WASHINGTON-- With rumors circulating that Joe Biden has hinted at initiating another…
