Justin Trudeau Promises To Be More Caring Dictator After Winning Totally Legitimate Election
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Justin Trudeau Apologizes After Old Racist Photo Surfaces Of Him Not Kneeling
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Justin Trudeau has apologized after an old photo surfaced of…
Canada’s Trudeau Bans Bananas After Man Slips And Falls On Banana Peel
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canada has officially banned bananas after a man slip and…
Joe Biden Promises He’ll Appoint Corn Pop To Supreme Court If He’s Elected Prime Minister Of Canada
WASHINGTON-- Former Vice President Joe Biden has been on fire lately, pledging…
World Leaders Unwind With Relaxing Day At Beach After Tense NATO Summit
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After an extremely tense NATO meeting where the world's top…
Justin Trudeau’s New Military Program Uses Canada Geese As Weapons
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Throughout Canada's history, the brave people of the Canadian Army…
Beto O’Rourke: ‘I Will Not In Any Scenario Run For The United States Presidency’
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‘I’ll Make Everything Out Of Lead!’ Promises Canada’s Justin Trudeau
MONTREAL, CANADA-- In an effort to win the war on dangerous plastics…
Canada Building Border Wall To Keep Out Hollywood Celebrities Fleeing A Trump Presidency
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Canada Outlaws Left Turns On All Roads
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canadian officials passed a new law on Friday which states that anyone…
Ted Cruz Runs For Prime Minister Of Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After a disheartening defeat in his run for president of…
