Pope Francis Performs Exorcism On Vatican Bathroom After Biden Pooping Incident
VATICAN CITY-- In an effort to rid the Vatican of a disgusting…
The Lincoln Project Promises They’ll Use Real Racists For Their Next Stunt By Hiring Democrat Politicians
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA-- The anti-Republican, Republican group The Lincoln Project is facing intense…
Biden And France’s Macron Settle Their Differences By Competing In Televised Mud Wrestling Match
ROME, ITALY-- Presidents Joe Biden and Emmanuel Macron met in Rome today…
White House Confirms Biden Will Dress Up In Costume And Pretend He’s President This Halloween
WASHINGTON-- Relieved that he can finally tell people he's the legitimate commander-in-chief,…
Biden Mandates White House Staff Must Tattoo Their Names On Foreheads So He Won’t Forget Who They Are
WASHINGTON-- What's in a name? That's the question Joe Biden has been…
Trump Launches Own Social Network Called ‘Facebook And Twitter Can Kiss My Orange Ass Social’
PALM BEACH COUNTY, FLORIDA-- Nine months after letting the world see for…
Republicans Propose Amendment To Add ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ To US Constitution
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress came out of hiding Wednesday to give Fox…
Biden, Harris, And Pelosi To Star In Salacious Remake Of Movie ‘Wild Things’
HOLLYWOOD--One of the most anticipated movies in history is about to hit…
Emperor Biden Builds Coliseum To Feed All The Unvaccinated Americans To Hungry Lions
WASHINGTON-- Tired of waiting around for the rest of the country to…
Infographic: Inside The Mind Of Joe Biden
Being the most popular president in United States history must be a…
The Ubiquitous Brandon Makes An Appearance At Latest Trump Rally
DES MOINES, IOWA-- The sports stadium celebrity known only as "Brandon" made…
Governor Gavin Newsom To Star As Contestant On Next Season’s Rupaul’s Drag Race
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Governor Newsom announced on his Twitter X account this…
