PoopGate: Republicans Launch Investigation Into Whether Biden Pooped His Pants Overseas
WASHINGTON-- Concerned Republicans have decided to open a serious inquiry into whether…
NJ Governor Phil Murphy Celebrates Impressive Reelection Win Inside Graveyard To Thank His Voters
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- After winning reelection in the race for New Jersey…
Furious Biden Bans Toilet Paper After Social Media Mocks Him For Crapping His Pants
WASHINGTON-- As millions of people on social media continue to spread the…
Pope Francis Performs Exorcism On Vatican Bathroom After Biden Pooping Incident
VATICAN CITY-- In an effort to rid the Vatican of a disgusting…
The Lincoln Project Promises They’ll Use Real Racists For Their Next Stunt By Hiring Democrat Politicians
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA-- The anti-Republican, Republican group The Lincoln Project is facing intense…
Biden And France’s Macron Settle Their Differences By Competing In Televised Mud Wrestling Match
ROME, ITALY-- Presidents Joe Biden and Emmanuel Macron met in Rome today…
White House Confirms Biden Will Dress Up In Costume And Pretend He’s President This Halloween
WASHINGTON-- Relieved that he can finally tell people he's the legitimate commander-in-chief,…
Biden Mandates White House Staff Must Tattoo Their Names On Foreheads So He Won’t Forget Who They Are
WASHINGTON-- What's in a name? That's the question Joe Biden has been…
Trump Launches Own Social Network Called ‘Facebook And Twitter Can Kiss My Orange Ass Social’
PALM BEACH COUNTY, FLORIDA-- Nine months after letting the world see for…
Republicans Propose Amendment To Add ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ To US Constitution
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress came out of hiding Wednesday to give Fox…
Biden, Harris, And Pelosi To Star In Salacious Remake Of Movie ‘Wild Things’
HOLLYWOOD--One of the most anticipated movies in history is about to hit…
Emperor Biden Builds Coliseum To Feed All The Unvaccinated Americans To Hungry Lions
WASHINGTON-- Tired of waiting around for the rest of the country to…