Joe Biden Changes Name To José In Honor Of His Sort Of Puerto Rican Heritage
PONCE, PUERTO RICO-- While surveying the damages done from Hurricane Fiona in…
Biden Flies To Delaware To Survey Florida’s Hurricane Ian Damage
REHOBOTH BEACH, DELAWARE-- In an effort to assess the damages done to…
Putin Losing War After Russian Tanks Get Stuck Driving Through All The US Money Sent To Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- The tide has turned in favor of Ukraine when hundreds…
White House Clarifies That Biden’s Actually Shaking Hands With Invisible Man
WASHINGTON-- After numerous strange videos of President Joe Biden shaking hands with…
Shocking New Study Reveals That Death Is Leading Cause Of Death
PLACENTIA, CALIFORNIA-- A shocking new study performed by some of the world's…
Obama Drone Strikes Migrants To Keep Them Off His Martha’s Vineyard Property
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- In order to force back the encroachment of the staggering…
Biden Proudly Shows Reporters His Rare Soiled Diaper Collection
WASHINGTON-- The most popular president of all time Joe Biden has let…
Biden Upgrades Trump Supporters From Semi-Fascist To Super-Duper-Mostest-Ultimate-Maximum-Fascists
HELL-- While giving a speech in front of the Gates of Hell…
Conjoined Twins Disown Each Other Over Difference Of Political Views
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- For the last six years, conjoined twins John and Jack…
White House Commemorates 9/11 By Sending Another $3 Trillion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- To celebrate the atrocities and lives lost on the anniversary of…
Biden Giving $2.6 Billion To Americans–Wait, Nevermind, It’s Going To Ukraine Again
WASHINGTON-- Millions of Americans were thrilled after hearing the rumors that President…
In Honor Of Labor Day, Biden Allows Each Family To Share One Meatless Hot Dog
WASHINGTON-- In honor of all the people who lost their jobs under…
