FBI Director Kash Patel Deported After H-1B Visa Expires
MUMBAI, INDIA-- As part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement's promise to crack…
Trump Replaces JD Vance With More Talented H-1B Worker
WASHINGTON-- As part of his make America great again agenda, President Donald…
Congress Introduces Bill To Require All H-1B Visa Workers To Take Mandatory Toilet Training Classes
WASHINGTON-- After news broke that the Trump administration was preparing to bring…
Indian Man Clarifies Face Mask Is For Air Pollution, Not The Waist-Deep Trash And Poop Surrounding Him
MUMBAI, INDIA - Speaking to British reporters atop a mountain of rotting…
Kash Patel Hires Experienced FBI Phone Scammers As Real Agents
WASHINGTON-- In a historic move to "diversify" the Bureau's skillset, FBI Director…
Canada Rolls Out ‘Immigrant Poop Stations’ Nationwide To Combat Outdoor Defecation Epidemic
OTTAWA, CANADA - In an effort to tackle the country's escalating public…
Canada Geese Frustrated That Immigrants Keep Pooping On Their Territory
TORONTO, CANADA-- Tensions have been escalating in the Great White North as…
Democrats Claim Founding Fathers Were Actually Indian H-1B Workers Who Built America
WASHINGTON-- In a bizarre attempt to justify their stance on immigration, prominent…
India Retaliates Against Trump’s Tariffs By Flooding White House With Scam Calls
WASHINGTON-- In a shocking escalation of the U.S.-India trade war, India has…
Exasperated China Builds Massive Air Fresheners Along India Border
TSONA, CHINA-- Growing tired of having to constantly wear face masks or…
Canada Intends To Recognize Itself As An Indian State, Says Mark Carney
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In preparation for the upcoming United Nations General Assembly in…
Elon Musk Announces He’s Hired His First Indian H1B America Party Presidential Candidate
U.S.-- After forming his own political party following a falling out with…