Greg Abbott Proudly Announces He Has Finally Secured Enough H-1B Visas To Replace Every Last Worker In Texas
AUSTIN, TEXAS—Standing in front of a massive "Texas First" banner and surrounded…
Rubio Secures Historic Deal Ensuring Indian H-1B Workers Only Replace Americans In Blue States
NEW DELHI, INDIA — Declaring the agreement a massive, unprecedented victory for…
Disappointed Indian Parents Devastated To Learn Son Hasn’t Scammed A Single Elderly Woman’s Savings
MUMBAI, INDIA — Saying they had sacrificed everything to give him a…
Mark Carney Secures Historic Foreign Investment After Modi Agrees To Send Millions More Indians Into Canada
NEW DELHI, INDIA — During his recent trip to India, Canadian Prime…
Congressman Shri Thanedar Pauses Immigration Hearing To Sell ICE Director Extended Warranty On His 2005 Honda Civic
WASHINGTON — In a bizarre exchange during today's highly anticipated Immigration hearings,…
India Accuses U.S. Of Stealing Jobs From Indians By Hiring Americans
NEW DELHI, INDIA-- The Indian Ministry of External Affairs issued an emergency…
Immigrants In Canada Demand Warmer Sidewalks For Outdoor Pooping
TORONTO, CANADA-- A group representing Canada’s Indian immigrant community has filed a…
Awkward: GOP, DNC Both Offer Lucrative X Contracts To Same Indian Troll Farm For ‘Authentic Grassroots Support’
WASHINGTON-- In a cringe-worthy moment of bipartisan embarrassment, both the Republican National…
FBI Director Kash Patel Deported After H-1B Visa Expires
MUMBAI, INDIA-- As part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement's promise to crack…
Trump Replaces JD Vance With More Talented H-1B Worker
WASHINGTON-- As part of his make America great again agenda, President Donald…
Congress Introduces Bill To Require All H-1B Visa Workers To Take Mandatory Toilet Training Classes
WASHINGTON-- After news broke that the Trump administration was preparing to bring…
Indian Man Clarifies Face Mask Is For Air Pollution, Not The Waist-Deep Trash And Poop Surrounding Him
MUMBAI, INDIA - Speaking to British reporters atop a mountain of rotting…