UK PM Keir Starmer Offers To Take Illegal Haitian Cannibals Being Deported By Trump
LONDON, ENGLAND-- As soon as he received word that Donald Trump was…
Rooftop Koreans Come Out Of Retirement For One Last Mission As LA Riots Intensify
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- With the LA riots currently worsening as the days…
ICE Agents Warn Illegal Aliens If They Don’t Behave They’ll Release Them To The Democrats
NEWARK, NEW JERSEY-- As deranged Democrats stormed an immigrant detainment center in…
Mark Carney To Replace Hockey With Cricket As National Sport Of Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Newly elected Liberal Party Prime Minister Mark Carney has already…
Oops: Amy Coney Barrett Deported To El Salvador Prison After Mistaking Her For MS-13 Gang Member
ANGULO, EL SALVADOR-- ICE agents have come under fire once again after…
UK Police Charge British Man With Hate Crime For Not Allowing Immigrant To Stab Him
UNITED KINGDOM-- UK police have arrested a British man this week and…
St. Patrick’s Day Leprechaun Beaten, Robbed After Mistakenly Wandering Into Immigrant No-Go Zone Of Ireland
BALLYHAUNIS, IRELAND-- Authorities have reported that the famous Leprechaun was beaten and…
U.S. Border Patrol Places George Floyd Statues Along U.S.-Canada Border To Lure Fentanyl Dealers
U.S.-- President Donald Trump's war on fentanyl just took a bold step…
US Immigration Deports Ukrainian Illegal Alien
U.S.-- The United States Immigration Department has deported another large group of…
US ICE Immigration Deports Indian Illegal Aliens Back To Their Home Country Of Canada
U.S.-- The US Border Patrol recently arrested a large group of Indian…
Germany’s Sesame Street Introduces New Muppet Character ‘Musaab The Terrorist’
GERMANY-- In the latest episode of Germany's version of Sesame Street called…
Awkward Tension On Sesame Street Set After Oscar The Grouch Calls ICE On Big Bird’s Mexican Cousin Abelardo
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK– It was a tense moment on the set of…