Tag: Illegal Alien

Earthquake Rattles New York City After Illegal Aliens Reach Maximum Capacity

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A 4.8 magnitude earthquake in the Northeast…

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Biden Appoints Illegal Alien Pedro As New US Border Czar

WASHINGTON-- In response to the Republicans' criticism of the horrible job VP…

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Illegal Aliens Squat Inside AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway

QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After being invited into the country by President Joe…

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Illegal Alien Squatters Take Over White House While Biden’s On His 6,669th Vacation

WASHINGTON-- A group of illegal aliens have claimed Squatter's Rights after taking…

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Biden Closes Border Immediately After Seeing Illegal Aliens Chanting ‘Trump’

WASHINGTON-- Only hours after going down to the Texas border for his…

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Beto O’Rourke Glues Himself To Texas Fence To Stop Biden From Finishing Border Wall

RIO GRANDE, TEXAS-- In a desperate attempt to stop Joe Biden from…

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Democrats Throw Cancer Patients Out Of Hospitals To Make Room For Illegal Immigrants

U.S.-- Democrats across the country have welcomed the numerous caravans of undocumented…

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Nancy Pelosi: ‘I’m Not Racist, I Have A Mexican Gardener And A Black Pool Boy’

WASHINGTON-- After being called a racist for her statement saying illegal immigrants…

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Obama Drone Strikes Migrants To Keep Them Off His Martha’s Vineyard Property

MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- In order to force back the encroachment of the staggering…

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