UK Government Cracks Down On Knife Crime By Limiting Migrants To Three Stabbings Per Week
LONDON, UK — Facing mounting pressure from citizens over a relentless wave…
King Charles Knights Sudanese Belfast Attacker For ‘Services To Cultural Enrichment’
LONDON, UK — In a beautiful and touching display of modern British…
Keir Starmer Condemns Belfast Attacker For Not Using Ethically Sourced Knife To Try To Behead Victim
LONDON, UK — Addressing the nation following a horrific knife attack in…
White British Man Arrested Posthumously For Insensitivity Toward Immigrant Assailant
LONDON, UK — Praising the swift and decisive action of their officers,…
Rubio Secures Historic Deal Ensuring Indian H-1B Workers Only Replace Americans In Blue States
NEW DELHI, INDIA — Declaring the agreement a massive, unprecedented victory for…
UK Stabbing Victim Accused Of Distressing Migrant Attacker By Trying To Stop Attack
LONDON, UK — Expressing deep disappointment over a flagrant breach of modern…
In New Book, Franklin The Turtle Doesn’t Recognize Canada Anymore
TORONTO, CANADA — In a startling shift from the gentle woodland life…
Mark Carney Secures Historic Foreign Investment After Modi Agrees To Send Millions More Indians Into Canada
NEW DELHI, INDIA — During his recent trip to India, Canadian Prime…
Congressman Shri Thanedar Pauses Immigration Hearing To Sell ICE Director Extended Warranty On His 2005 Honda Civic
WASHINGTON — In a bizarre exchange during today's highly anticipated Immigration hearings,…
Vindictive Biden Calls ICE On Anchor Baby Kamala
WASHINGTON — In retaliation for scheming to oust him from the 2024…
IRS Reminds Paid ICE Protesters Earnings Still Count As Taxable Income
WASHINGTON — The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) issued a gentle but firm…
Somalis Quickly Surrender After ICE Threatens To Hand Them Over To Screeching Liberal White Women
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- During a recent immigration raid in Minnesota, dozens of illegal…