Tag: Illegal Alien

Stab-Proof Vests Top Germany’s Christmas Wish Lists For Safety-Conscious Citizens

BERLIN, GERMANY-- In response to the mass stabbings being perpetrated by immigrants,…

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Mark Carney Warns Reducing Immigration To Canada Might Jeopardize His WEF Agenda

DAVOS, SWITZERLAND-- During a speech at a recent World Economic Forum (WEF)…

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FBI Director Kash Patel Deported After H-1B Visa Expires

MUMBAI, INDIA-- As part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement's promise to crack…

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ICE Deports Illegal Aliens To The People’s Republic Of California

U.S.-- After arresting thousands of illegal aliens this week in Republican states…

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Canada Rolls Out ‘Immigrant Poop Stations’ Nationwide To Combat Outdoor Defecation Epidemic

OTTAWA, CANADA - In an effort to tackle the country's escalating public…

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Brave UK Police Tackle Dangerous Stabbing Victim In Daring Arrest

LONDON, UK-- The Metropolitan Police Service has been showered with praise for…

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Keir Starmer Declares Immigrant Knife Crime Epidemic Solved After UK Police Cease Counting Attacks

LONDON, UK-- In a historic press conference, Prime Minister Keir Starmer beamed…

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Republican States Unveil ‘Beware Of California Drivers’ Caution Signs

U.S.-- In an effort to protect their citizens from the Golden State's…

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Ireland To Solve Migrant Crisis By Importing More Migrants

DUBLIN, IRELAND-- In a bold move to address the nation's spiraling migrant…

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Blindfolded Keir Starmer Promises To Stop Any Illegal Immigrant Boats He Sees Arriving

LONDON, UK-- In response to the UK's mass immigration problem, Labour Party…

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Pope Leo Hangs ‘Sorry, Illegal Immigrants, America’s That Way’ Signs On Vatican Wall

VATICAN CITY-- In a decision condemned by some as papal hypocrisy, Pope…

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