Tag: Illegal Alien

ICE Deports Illegal Aliens To The People’s Republic Of California

U.S.-- After arresting thousands of illegal aliens this week in Republican states…

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Canada Rolls Out ‘Immigrant Poop Stations’ Nationwide To Combat Outdoor Defecation Epidemic

OTTAWA, CANADA - In an effort to tackle the country's escalating public…

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Brave UK Police Tackle Dangerous Stabbing Victim In Daring Arrest

LONDON, UK-- The Metropolitan Police Service has been showered with praise for…

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Keir Starmer Declares Immigrant Knife Crime Epidemic Solved After UK Police Cease Counting Attacks

LONDON, UK-- In a historic press conference, Prime Minister Keir Starmer beamed…

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Republican States Unveil ‘Beware Of California Drivers’ Caution Signs

U.S.-- In an effort to protect their citizens from the Golden State's…

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Ireland To Solve Migrant Crisis By Importing More Migrants

DUBLIN, IRELAND-- In a bold move to address the nation's spiraling migrant…

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Blindfolded Keir Starmer Promises To Stop Any Illegal Immigrant Boats He Sees Arriving

LONDON, UK-- In response to the UK's mass immigration problem, Labour Party…

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Pope Leo Hangs ‘Sorry, Illegal Immigrants, America’s That Way’ Signs On Vatican Wall

VATICAN CITY-- In a decision condemned by some as papal hypocrisy, Pope…

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Nancy Pelosi Goes On ‘Botox Strike’ Until Illegal Aliens Receive Free Healthcare

WASHINGTON-- In response to the government shutdown, former Speaker of the House…

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Gavin Newsom Forces ICE Agents To Unmask Just Like He Did During His COVID Mask Mandate

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Being hailed by progressives as a critical step toward accountability,…

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Cracker Barrel Replaces Old American Man On Logo With Illegal Alien For Half The Salary

U.S.-- In yet another example of big corporations cutting costs at the…

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