Angry Vegan Claims Burger King Should Have Meat-Free Bathrooms Away From Carnivores
ATLANTA, FLORIDA-- A perturbed vegan man is suing Burger King after going…
AOC Backs Out Of Debate With Conan Military Dog After Getting KO’d On Twitter By Hero Canine
WASHINGTON-- Twitter has been ablaze with laughter lately as Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Claims She’s Part Asian Because She Once Ate At Chinese Restaurant
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- Popular Democratic politician Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) has revealed that…
‘It’s Common Knowledge’, Says Woman Who Knows Everything
DENVER, COLORADO-- A local Denver woman who knows all there is to…
Boston Obese Epidemic: Fattest Squirrels In Country Going On Diet
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- A serious epidemic has taken a stranglehold over the city…
Judge Orders Skinny Fat-Shamer To Go On High Calorie Diet To Gain Weight
ERUCTATE, IOWA-- A county judge recently sentenced an arrogant fat-shamer to a…
Man Chokes To Death After Biting Off More Than He Could Chew
MASTICATE, WASHINGTON-- A Masticate man was rushed to the emergency room where…
Top BBQ Meals This Memorial Day According To Celebrity Chef
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Having friends and family over this Memorial Day weekend?…
Obese Man Who Won Mr. Olympia Bodybuilding Contest Faces Cheating Allegations
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Bart Lardwell, 57, from Hennessy, Nebraska who was declared…
Northeast Survives ‘End Of World’ After Snowstorm, Prepares For Next End Of World
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- The end of the world has officially come and…
Food Companies Join Forces, Come Out With New Campaign To Push Genetically Modified Foods
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A major food company based in San Francisco is…
Supermarkets To Start Selling Pre-Masticated Food For People Too Lazy To Chew
WASHINGTON-- The United States Food and Drink Council recently gave food companies…
