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In Support Of American Indians, Ben & Jerry’s Hires Native American Elizabeth Warren As Spokesperson
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In Push For Diversity, Chick-Fil-A Will Now Serve Black Chickens
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CNN: Chickens Of Color Are Underrepresented On Chicken Farms, Report Finds
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- According to a breaking news report out of the world's…
Kevin Bacon Changes Name To ‘Banana’ After Going Vegan
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Chuck Schumer Says January 6 Was Worse Than The Day His Aunt Edna Burnt His Potato Latkes
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Kit Kat Features World’s First Trans Species In Ad For International Women’s Day
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Seagull Mocked By Friends For Claiming Chinese Restaurant Using Them As Food
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Woman Gives Up Dangerous Egg Habit In Favor Of Much Safer Crack Cocaine
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