Kit Kat Features World’s First Trans Species In Ad For International Women’s Day
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Seagull Mocked By Friends For Claiming Chinese Restaurant Using Them As Food
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Woman Gives Up Dangerous Egg Habit In Favor Of Much Safer Crack Cocaine
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Biden Shows His Stamina On New Year’s Eve By Licking Ice Cream Cone Four Times Before Passing Out By 5 PM
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has proved the naysayers wrong once again after…
Dr. Fauci Enjoys Delicious Thanksgiving Beagle With Friends And Coworkers
WASHINGTON-- Retiring Dr. Fauci has decided to take a break from his…
Obese Cocaine Addict Says He’s Cutting Back By Snorting Only Diet Coke
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- An obese man out of New York…
Stacey Abrams Recants Statement After Eating 100 Snickers Bars: ‘You’re Not You When You’re Hungry’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- After facing major backlash for her statement about there being…
In Honor Of Labor Day, Biden Allows Each Family To Share One Meatless Hot Dog
WASHINGTON-- In honor of all the people who lost their jobs under…
400 Pound Pop Star Lardo Is The Epitome Of Beauty And Health, Says Vogue Magazine
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Dr. Fauci Announces Plans To Open All-You-Can-Eat Dog Buffet After Retirement
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Obese Man Under Fire For Refusing To Leave Tip After Eating The Waiter
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Bill Barr Wants Special Counsel Probe Into Hunter Biden For Stealing His Bucket Of Fried Chicken
WASHINGTON-- Former Attorney General Bill Barr has called on the Department of…
