Biden Tells Maui Victims He Knows How They Feel Due To The Time He Burnt His Tongue On Buffalo Chicken Wings
MAUI, HAWAII-- After waiting two weeks to visit Maui to make sure…
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MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- Former President Barack Hussein Obama wasted no time searching for…
Biden Says He’s Now Voting For Trump After Getting Free Blizzard Ice Cream
COUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA-- After a campaign stop in Iowa, Donald Trump visited…
In Support Of American Indians, Ben & Jerry’s Hires Native American Elizabeth Warren As Spokesperson
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In Push For Diversity, Chick-Fil-A Will Now Serve Black Chickens
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Striving to be more diverse and equitable, the Chairman of…
CNN: Chickens Of Color Are Underrepresented On Chicken Farms, Report Finds
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- According to a breaking news report out of the world's…
Kevin Bacon Changes Name To ‘Banana’ After Going Vegan
HOLLYWOOD-- Famous American actor Kevin Bacon did a recent interview where he…
Chuck Schumer Says January 6 Was Worse Than The Day His Aunt Edna Burnt His Potato Latkes
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to drive home to the American people just…
Kit Kat Features World’s First Trans Species In Ad For International Women’s Day
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Seagull Mocked By Friends For Claiming Chinese Restaurant Using Them As Food
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Woman Gives Up Dangerous Egg Habit In Favor Of Much Safer Crack Cocaine
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Biden Shows His Stamina On New Year’s Eve By Licking Ice Cream Cone Four Times Before Passing Out By 5 PM
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has proved the naysayers wrong once again after…
