Dead Voters Beg Congress To Pass SAVE Act So They Can Finally Rest In Peace
U.S. —Citing extreme exhaustion and a desperate desire for eternal slumber, a…
Lindsey Graham Announces Reelection Campaign For Senator Of Israel
COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA — Standing before a sea of blue and white…
Mark Carney Scolds Canadians For Electing Such An Awful Prime Minister
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In what he has called one of the biggest blunders…
Ex-Con Believes His Extensive Criminal History Will Make Him An Excellent Addition To Congress
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Only days after Nancy Pelosi announced her retirement from…
New Muslim Mayor Zohran Mamdani Invites Gay Supporters To Rooftop Celebration
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- To show his appreciation for helping him…
Republicans Jubilant Over Democrat Sweep, Vow To Use Same Strategy To Lose Midterms
WASHINGTON-- Jubilant Republicans filled the halls of Congress this morning, popping sparkling…
Andrew Cuomo Vows To Personally Grope Every Woman In NYC Within First 100 Days As Mayor
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In a last ditch effort to win…
Obama Teaches Zohran Mamdani How To Drone Strike Innocent Civilians
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- While on the campaign trail stumping for his…
Democrats Fear Trump’s Proposed Mail-In Ballot Ban Could Cripple Their Vote Rigging Efforts
WASHINGTON-- In response to President Donald Trump's proposed nationwide ban on mail-in…
Chinese Communist Party Wins Canada Prime Minister Election
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a strong rebuke against both Canada's Conservative party and…
Mark Carney Accuses Pierre Poilievre Of Being Canada First
OTTAWA, CANADA-- During a recent campaign stop in his bid to become…
Canada’s Mark Carney Shows Off His Cute New Xi Jinping Tramp Stamp Tattoo
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As rumors continue to swirl that Canada's Mark Carney is…