Sullen Obama Spends Last Christmas At White House As Third Term Winds Down
WASHINGTON-- It was a bittersweet moment for Barack Obama this Christmas as…
Santa Claus’s Sleigh Robbed While Delivering Gifts In San Francisco
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Christmas was cut short this year after Santa Claus's…
Elves Hold Intervention For Santa Claus After He Becomes Addicted To Ozempic
NORTH POLE-- After beloved Santa Claus lost a massive amount of weight…
Biden Offers ‘10% Off Pardons’ Christmas Deal
WASHINGTON-- Outgoing President Joe Biden has been giving out a lot of…
Playing Hardball: Trump Issues Threat To Impose 25% Tariff On Santa Claus Unless He Brings Manufacturing To US
U.S.-- In an effort to bring more jobs back to the United…
Dad Tells Son Maybe Next Year When Trump’s President His Gift Will Actually Have Something In It
CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA-- A little 7-year-old boy was in tears after his…
Ukraine’s Zelensky Asks Santa Claus For Only $69 Billion For Christmas
KIEV, UKRAINE-- Ahead of President-Elect Donald Trump taking office, Ukrainian President Volodymyr…
New ‘Bad Santa’ Remake Has Santa Claus As A Whiny, Sobbing Crybaby
HOLLYWOOD-- A tear-jerking new remake of the popular 2003 holiday movie Bad…
Biden Decorates White House With Christmas Decorations For Halloween
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of this year's Halloween, President Joe Biden had his…
Gazelle Family Christmas Kind Of Awkward After Daughter Brings Home Lion For Holiday
KENYA, AFRICA-- A Christmas family gathering became awkward very fast after a…
Woke Santa Tells Disappointed Children All Their Gifts Going To Ukraine This Year
NORTH POLE-- In an effort to both end systemic, racist climate change…
Christmas Cancelled After Justin Trudeau Has Santa Claus Euthanized
OTTAWA, CANADA-- This year's Christmas has been officially cancelled after Canadian Prime…
