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WASHINGTON-- Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has asked everyone to start taking the current viral pandemic more…
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WASHINGTON-- After learning about the US trucker convoy headed for Washington, DC, President Joe Biden…
Twitter Greatly Improves After Elon Musk Replaces Fired Workers With Chimpanzees
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As Part Of ABC Defamation Lawsuit Settlement, George Stephanopoulos Must Do The Trump Dance Before Every Broadcast
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Biden Says He’ll Stand Up For UAW Workers The Same Way He Stands Up Whenever Walking
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132 Year Old Man Just Won’t Die
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D-List Celebrities Threaten To Quit If Trump Wins
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Experts Confirm: Using Stock Photos Of Fake Scientists In COVID Articles Makes Story Appear More Believable
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Biden Has Awesome News For Everyone Who Goes Out And Gets The Zombie Injection
https://youtu.be/QJedDRMrQmA A Message From The President: Joe Biden has just released an urgent statement informing…
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Trudeau Boasts A Win After Negotiating With Trump To Make Canada The 50th And A Half State Of The US
OTTAWA- CANADA-- After a back and forth fierce negotiation with incoming President Donald Trump, Justin Trudeau took to his social…
Gavin Newsom Claims California Wildfires Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After facing intense scrutiny and criticism for his handling of the devastating California wildfires, Governor Gavin Newsom…
Worried Lindsey Graham Grills Pam Bondi On Whether She Plans On Investigating Why Americans Call Him ‘Ladybug’
WASHINGTON-- It was a tense moment Wednesday morning during the Senate confirmation hearings when a visibly nervous Senator Lindsey Graham…
Biden Tells Californians Help Is On The Way In Only 6 More Days Once Trump’s Sworn In
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden held a press conference to reassure worried California citizens that help is on the way, telling…
Gavin Newsom Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked Who’s Responsible For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After growing tired of all the mundane questions from reporters about the California wildfires, Governor Gavin Newsom decided…
Gavin Newsom’s Approval Rating At 100% Favorability Among Delta Smelt Fish
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Justin Trudeau Makes Canadian History As First Person Of Color To Resign As Prime Minister
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Another historical first happened this week in Canada after Justin Trudeau became the first person of color to…
