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British Man Charged With Assault After Bruising Attacker’s Knuckles With His Face
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Tearful Mark Carney Uses Canada Day Address To Thank Millions Of Indian Immigrants For Replacing Nation’s White People
OTTAWA, ONTARIO — Wiping away tears during a deeply emotional, nationally televised…
Canadian Man Arrested For Wearing Clothes Within 500 Feet Of Pride Parade
TORONTO, ONTARIO — In a shocking display of bigotry and public indecency,…
German Police Raid Domestic Terrorist Grandmother’s Home For Harboring An Air Conditioner
BERLIN, GERMANY — In a swift, pre-dawn operation, heavily armed tactical units…
Keir Starmer Steps Down, Immediately Handing Power To Bold New Islamic Leader ‘Keirlifa Starmaleed’
LONDON, UK — Following months of historic unpopularity, compounding street protests, and…
UK Police Rescue Trafficked Teenager Just To Arrest Her For Illegal TikTok Use
ROTHERHAM, UK — In a dramatic, early-morning raid that authorities are hailing…
Netanyahu Demands Emergency Summit To Address Growing Threat Of De-Escalation
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL — Alarmed by the sudden and terrifying outbreak of diplomatic…
Mark Carney Secures Historic Foreign Investment After Modi Agrees To Supply 500,000 Future Tim Hortons Workers
ÉVIAN-LES-BAINS, FRANCE — Heralding it as a transformative victory for the domestic…
UK Police Storm Hospital After Ultrasound Spots Fetus Forming A ‘Hate Symbol’ With Its Hand
LONDON, UK — In a swift and decisive victory for digital safety,…
UK Government Cracks Down On Knife Crime By Limiting Migrants To Three Stabbings Per Week
LONDON, UK — Facing mounting pressure from citizens over a relentless wave…
King Charles Knights Sudanese Belfast Attacker For ‘Services To Cultural Enrichment’
LONDON, UK — In a beautiful and touching display of modern British…
