World Famous Psychic Predicts Liberals Will Still Be Blaming Trump Hundreds Of Years From Now
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- World-renowned psychic Uri Caputo Browne has made yet another…
‘East Palestine, Ohio Water Is Fine,’ Says EPA Worker Before Growing Third Arm Out Of Back
EAST PALESTINE, OHIO-- The Environmental Protection Agency was on the scene of…
California Man Arrested For Not Shoplifting
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A local man was arrested Monday after a store…
Woman Accuses Blind Man Of Using Seeing Eye Dog To Stare At Her Inside Gym
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A young female TikTokker posted a video on TikTok…
Pimps Trade Prostitutes For Chickens As Egg Prices Soar
ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY-- With the price of eggs continuing to rise,…
The Sky Slammed On Social Media For Refusing To Show A Rainbow After Rain
U.S.-- The ubiquitous sky has come under fire this week when numerous…
Police Arrest Gas Stove For Attempting To Suffocate Its Roommate
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Another dangerous gas stove was taken off the streets…
Thousands Of Homeless Veterans Fly Ukraine Flags In Hope Of Government Assistance
U.S.-- After hearing the news that Congress was sending another $45 billion…
Male Hippopotamus Wins Local ‘Miss Tiger Pageant’ For First Time Ever
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A male hippopotamus from California has become the first…
The Washington Post Claims Staying Alive And Not Dying Is Deeply Deathphobic
WASHINGTON-- The Washington Post has come out in defense of dead people…
Man Ostracized By Liberal Friends For Refusing To Get Ukraine Flag Tattoo On Forehead
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A California man is being ostracized by his liberal…
Man Sues Deer Who Ran Out In Front Of His Car In Head-On Collison
VINELAND, NEW JERSEY-- An angry New Jersey man is suing a deer…
