Elon Musk Limits Twitter Users To Only Those Whose Names Start With ‘Z’ On Saturdays Between 1:03AM And 2:37AM
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Missing Titanic Submarine Found Inside Chris Christie’s Stomach
ATLANTIC OCEAN-- The frantic search for the OceanGate Titan submarine has been…
In Push For Diversity, Chick-Fil-A Will Now Serve Black Chickens
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Striving to be more diverse and equitable, the Chairman of…
Target Tries Fooling Conservatives By Rebranding As Bullseye
U.S.-- Due to the massive boycott against Target for their line of…
Manhattan District Attorney Indicts Easter Bunny For Taking Hush Money From Children In Return For Treats
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Following up on his high from indicting President Donald…
Cop Arrests Woman For Damaging Police Property After Running Her Over With His Car
DALLAS, TEXAS-- An aggressive woman was arrested Tuesday for vandalizing a cop's…
Kit Kat Features World’s First Trans Species In Ad For International Women’s Day
HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA-- In celebration of International Women's Day, famous chocolate candy Kit…
Man Becomes Astronaut Just To Get Away From Wife And Kids
MERRITT ISLAND, FLORIDA-- To what lengths will a man go to get…
Seagull Mocked By Friends For Claiming Chinese Restaurant Using Them As Food
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A seagull has been labeled a crazy conspiracy theorist…
Democrat High School President Wins Class Election With 81 Million Votes
CLAYMONT, DELAWARE-- A local Democrat high school student has made history this…
Toxic Avenger Says He Feels Right At Home After Moving Into East Palestine, Ohio
EAST PALESTINE, OHIO-- With news of the polluted chemical spill in Ohio…
World Famous Psychic Predicts Liberals Will Still Be Blaming Trump Hundreds Of Years From Now
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- World-renowned psychic Uri Caputo Browne has made yet another…
