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Stubborn Man Dies Waiting For Internet Explorer Page To Load
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You’re Fired! Chick-Fil-A No Longer Hiring Christian Chickens
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Startling New Evidence Reveals America Actually Discovered Christopher Columbus
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Hero Or Villain? Cop Arrests Squirrel For Jaywalking, Resisting Arrest
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Hunter Under Fire After Accidentally Killing Seagull Thinking It Was Rare Palila Bird
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Annoying Tree Bark Keeps Neighbors Up At Night
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Squirrel Who Witnessed Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Found Dead From Apparent Suicide
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New Time Magazine Cover Shows ‘Frightening Portrait’ Of Nun Violinists In America
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Breaking: White Man Wearing White Clothes Seen Walking Into White Castle
FRESNO, CALIFORNIA-- A white man in his thirties was recently seen by…
