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Pulling Teeth Is Like Pulling Teeth, Says Dentist
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Scientists Use Stem Cells To Grow Penises On Trees
TOKYO, JAPAN-- For the first time ever, scientists in Japan have used…
Brain-Eating Amoebae Starve Inside Al Sharpton’s Head
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Too Much Exercise Can Make You Healthy, Warns Doctor
NEW BRUNSWICK, NEW JERSEY-- Researchers at Robert Wood Johnson Medical School warned last week…
Drinking Excess Beer Boosts Spread Of Leaka Virus
DALLAS, TEXAS-- Last year, a strange new virus called Leaka Virus made…
Cigarettes Leading Cause Of Cigarette Smoke, Says Scientist
BRONX, NEW YORK-- A top vapor scientist from New York has recently…
Scientists Invent Pill That Turns People Gay
RANGOON, BURMA-- With all the world watching in anticipation, scientists at the…
Dentist Claims Toothbrush Is A Misnomer
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- A world renowned dentist out of Beverly Hills, California…
World’s First Tri-Sexual Being Heralded As Hero
SENECA, NEW YORK-- The world's first living tri-sexual was created this week…
Latest Fad: Young People Trying To Look Like Senior Citizens
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