To Increase Network Ratings, This Year’s Super Bowl To Be Replaced With Trump Rally
INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Due to the massive decline in ratings of the last…
American News Media Praises China’s Use Of Uyghur Prisoners As Human Torches To Light Olympic Cauldron
BEIJING, CHINA-- Various American leftwing news media outlets are praising China's stunning…
Furious Transgender Swimmer Cries ‘It’s Not Fair’ After UPenn Allows Dolphin To Compete On Swim Team
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- In an ironic twist, the transgender swimmer who recently destroyed…
LeBron James Tries Proving He’s Not A Crybaby By Cutting An Onion On Prerecorded Video
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After being called a hypocrite for mocking Kyle Rittenhouse for…
Biden Mandates White House Staff Must Tattoo Their Names On Foreheads So He Won’t Forget Who They Are
WASHINGTON-- What's in a name? That's the question Joe Biden has been…
Sports Arenas To Replace US National Anthem With F**K Joe Biden Chants
U.S.-- Due to the growing national trend of crowds chanting "F**k Joe…
MLB Punishes Georgia For ‘Un-American Election Laws’ By Moving All-Star Game To More Patriotic China
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Major League Baseball has decided to relocate the 2021 All-Star…
After Colin Kaepernick Complains, ‘Betsy Ross’ Shoes Sue Nike In Class Action Lawsuit
BEAVERTON, OREGON-- In a new twist to the Colin Kaepernick racist shoe…
Cardinals Shut Out By Blue Jays For Third Time This Season
ST. LOUIS, TORONTO-- The Blue Jays held on to their winning streak…
Who Needs The Super Bowl? This Year’s Pooper Bowl Will Make Football Stink
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Growing tired of watching the same old boring football game…
Carrot Beats Usain Bolt In Olympic First-Round 100 Meter
RIO DE JANEIRO-- Dominating the first-round of the 100 meter was the newcomer…
Man With Double Kangaroo Leg Transplant Wins World Kickboxing Tournament
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA-- Australia's leading kickboxer Lawson "The Marsupial" Fredrikson has won the…
