AOC Accuses Florida Waiter Of Falling In Love With Her After Taking Her Order
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- While on a top secret undercover mission in…
Biden Gives Vladimir Putin A Stern Warning: ‘Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Wall’
WASHINGTON-- As tensions continue to escalate between the United States and Russia…
Jen Psaki Says Video Clip Of Biden Speaking Coherently Is ‘Misleadingly Edited’
WASHINGTON-- After a clipped video was shared by the Republican party showing…
Elizabeth Warren Wishes Everyone Happy Kwanzaa After Discovering Her African Heritage
WASHINGTON-- After recently discovering that she has African ancestry, Senator Elizabeth Warren…
After Getting Pranked On Christmas Eve, Biden Vows To Find And Punish This Brandon Guy
WASHINGTON-- While taking phone calls from people letting him know what the…
Biden And His Island Of Misfit Politicians Wishes Everyone A ‘Merry You’ll Be Dead Soon Christmas’
WASHINGTON--The most oddball, incompetent, group of weirdo politicians ever assembled has put…
Biden Fired From Suicide Prevention Job For Telling Everyone They Will Die
WASHINGTON-- Saving a life can be a very rewarding experience, so when…
Democrat Politicians Carjacked At Gunpoint Say Crimes Would’ve Been Worse If They Weren’t Vaccinated
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA- The healing powers of the magical COVID vaccine were proven…
Joe Biden Outlines 7 Steps To Make Omicron More Super-Duper Scarier This Winter
WASHINGTON-- Frustrated with the lack of fear in the majority of Americans,…
Republican Crisis: Mitch McConnell’s Neck Fat Steps Down From His Face
WASHINGTON-- The GOP has announced that Mitch McConnell's neck fat has recently…
Shocking Leaked January 6 Texts Show Trump Wanted Mayonnaise On His McDonald’s Big Mac
WASHINGTON- Explosive new text messages were recently uncovered by the January 6…
January 6 Committee Files Criminal Charges Against Trump For Stealing Third Base In Little League Baseball 60 Years Ago
WASHINGTON-- The January 6 Committee voted to hold President Donald Trump responsible…
