Biden Appoints Son Hunter Head Of The New Crack Pipe Distribution Department
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to create more racial equity, Joe Biden promised…
Stacey Abrams Fires Back At Critics For Not Wearing Mask, Says She Got Hungry And Ate It
DECATUR, GEORGIA-- After Democrat Stacey Abrams came under fire this week for…
467,000,000 Jobs Suddenly Added To Biden’s Job Total In The Middle Of The Night
WASHINGTON-- After almost 500 million jobs were found in the middle of…
Fly That Landed On Mike Pence’s Head Turns Down Offer To Be His Vice President
WASHINGTON-- Former VP Mike Pence has been in the spotlight lately after…
Gov. Gavin Newsom Held Hostage By Garden Tools In Protest Of Him Banning Leaf Blowers And Lawnmowers
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Dozens of angry garden tools have taken Gavin Newsom hostage…
AOC Leaves Twitter After Accusing The Social Media Site Of Just Wanting To Date Her
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- A distraught AOC confirmed that she has officially…
Biden Threatens To Resign As President If Joe Rogan Not Removed From Spotify
WASHINGTON-- The president of the United States Joe Biden has issued a…
Oops! Plane Filled With Illegal Immigrants Mistakenly Shipped To Biden’s Delaware Home
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- A late-night flight carrying hundreds of illegal aliens were accidentally…
Democrats Impeach Trump Over Biden’s Phone Call With Ukraine President
WASHINGTON-- Democrats have impeached President Donald Trump for the sixtieth time this…
Biden: ‘If The Supreme Court Pick’s Not Corrupt, Then You Ain’t My Nominee!’
WASHINGTON-- With the sudden announcement of Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer's retirement,…
Biden Weighs Sending Thousands Of Cross-Dressing Troops To Strike Fear Into Russia
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to scare President Vladimir Putin into backing off…
Biden Appoints Sergeant Klinger From M*A*S*H To Chairman Of Joint Chiefs Of Staff
WASHINGTON-- Due to General Mark Milley getting ready to retire, Joe Biden…
