Kevin McCarthy: ‘I Never Lied, I Just Didn’t Tell The Truth, Big Difference’
WASHINGTON-- After facing major backlash for allegedly lying to millions of Republicans,…
Biden Celebrates Memorial Day By Recognizing All The Brave Ukrainians Who Died For American Interests
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of Memorial Day, Joe Biden wanted to recognize all…
Geriatric Senators Ask Younger Congress Members How To Use Their Free New-Fangled Phone Thingys
WASHINGTON-- United States Senators were recently offered free satellite phones for emergency…
Ron DeSantis Promises When He’s President He Won’t Run For A Different Position After Only 3 Months On The Job
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- During a Twitter Spaces event with CEO Elon Musk, Ron…
Trump Trolls Ron DeSantis By Picking Mickey Mouse As His Vice President
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Democrats Throw Cancer Patients Out Of Hospitals To Make Room For Illegal Immigrants
U.S.-- Democrats across the country have welcomed the numerous caravans of undocumented…
A Suddenly Lucid Biden Wonders Why There’s So Many Black People At His Klan Rally
WASHINGTON-- While giving a speech to a large crowd at a Morehouse…
MSNBC: ‘Trump’s CNN Town Hall Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War 2 Combined’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A meltdown ensued immediately after Donald Trump…
Dianne Feinstein Retires From Politics To Host New ‘Tales From The Crypt’ Reboot
WASHINGTON-- After taking a very long absence to reconstruct her body, 369-year-old…
George Santos Evades Arrest By Pausing Time Then Using His Super Speed To Travel Back In Time
LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK-- Just as federal authorities were about to make…
Biden Prepares For Nuclear World War 3 By Stockpiling Tampons, Makeup, And Hormones
WASHINGTON-- As tensions between countries continue to escalate, Joe Biden has taken…
Democrats Tear Down George Floyd Memorial To Make Room For Monument To Latest Hero
U.S.-- Democrat politicians around the country have already moved on to their…
