Congress Introduces New Updated American Flag That’s More Representative Of The United States
WASHINGTON-- Due to both their undying support and subservience to multiple foreign…
George Bush Comes Out Of Retirement Just To Yell ‘Palestine Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction’ To Trick Americans Into War
CRAWFORD, TEXAS-- In an effort to scare hesitant conservative Americans into supporting…
Democrats Celebrate Indigenous Peoples’ Day By Stealing Lahaina Land From Indigenous Hawaiians
WASHINGTON-- In honor of the indigenous community who had their land taken…
Mike Pence Announces That He’s Running For President Of Both Ukraine And Israel
CARMEL, INDIANA-- During a presidential rally inside of his living room back…
Beto O’Rourke Glues Himself To Texas Fence To Stop Biden From Finishing Border Wall
RIO GRANDE, TEXAS-- In a desperate attempt to stop Joe Biden from…
Biden Sends Commander To Dr. Fauci For Dog Obedience Training
WASHINGTON-- After Joe Biden's dog Commander bit another member of the White…
Kevin McCarthy Stalks Capitol Building Begging Congress Members To Take Him Back
WASHINGTON-- In a desperate attempt to get his old job back, ousted…
Genius Kid Teaches Idiot Democrat Congressman How To Use Fire Alarm
WASHINGTON-- A video has gone viral on social media Sunday showing a…
Gavin Newsom Signs California Law Raising Fast Food Worker Minimum Wage To $20,000 Per Hour
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Within a crowd of cheering people, Democratic Governor Gavin Newsom…
Mitch McConnell Swallows Nervously After Watching Grim Reaper Grab Dianne Feinstein
WASHINGTON-- Senator Dianne Feinstein was taken by the Grim Reaper recently and…
Chris Christie Releases New Campaign Slogan: ‘Vote For Me Or I’ll Hug Obama Again’
U.S.-- Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie has unveiled a new campaign slogan…
Hunter Biden Offers To Trade 36 Of His Paintings For Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Resort
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- As soon as word spread that a New York…
