Due To Federal Budget Cuts, John Fetterman’s Body Double Will Also Play Biden’s Stand-In
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress have unveiled a plan to massively cut the…
Democrats Celebrate Constitution Day By Not Following Constitution
WASHINGTON-- Every September 17 Americans recognize Constitution Day in honor of the…
Kevin McCarthy Opens Impeachment Inquiry Into Biden For Not Sending Enough Money To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has officially launched an impeachment inquiry into…
New Mexico Governor Bans Breathing Due To Climate Change Emergency
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO-- In order to combat a serious environmental epidemic,…
Biden: ‘If I Had A Son He’d Look Like Danny Masterson’
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after That '70s Show actor Danny Masterson was sentenced by…
Politicians Promise To Flout All COVID Rules Again During Next Planned Lockdown
WASHINGTON-- With rumors circulating that Joe Biden has hinted at initiating another…
Worried U.S. Politicians Relieved After Hearing Hurricane Idalia Hit Florida Instead Of Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Stress levels were at an all-time high for U.S. politicians after…
Ron DeSantis Sends Illegal Hurricane Idalia To Martha’s Vineyard
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- In order to avert another unlawful alien invasion, Governor Ron…
Angry, Fed Up Republicans Threaten To Write Their Sternest Letters Yet In Response To Democrats Indictment Of Trump
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress are done playing games and have had it…
Mugshot Released Of Phone Trump Used During Georgia Election Case
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Former President Donald Trump's Oval Office phone was booked at…
Republican Primary Candidates Debate On Stage To Become Next President Of Ukraine
U.S.-- Eight Republican candidate hopefuls graced the debate stage last night on…
Biden Tells Maui Victims He Knows How They Feel Due To The Time He Burnt His Tongue On Buffalo Chicken Wings
MAUI, HAWAII-- After waiting two weeks to visit Maui to make sure…