Massive Fire Breaks Out In Los Angeles After Gavin Newsom Sprays Hairspray Near Open Flame
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Firefighters continue working around the clock to put out…
John Fetterman Waves North Korean Flag In Support Of Israel
WASHINGTON-- In response to pro-Palestine supporters outside the US Capitol Building, progressive…
Third GOP Debate Whittled Down To 5 Candidates After Chris Christie Eats Pence And Burgum
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- Last night's third Republican presidential debate was cut down to…
Ecstatic GOP Chair Ronna McDaniel Celebrates Joyous Republican Election Losses To Democrats
WASHINGTON-- After a slew of Republican election losses on Election Day, happy…
Judge Engoron Allows New York Attorney General To Call Telepath As Expert Witness To Read Trump’s Mind
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Judge Arthur Engoron made a bold move…
Oblivious Biden Brags That Pro-Palestine Protesters At White House Prove He Draws Bigger Crowds Than Trump
WASHINGTON-- While thousands of Palestine supporters protested in front of the White…
Congress Passes $14.3 Billion In Aid For US Border — No Wait, Nevermind, It’s For Israel Again
WASHINGTON--The American people were overjoyed after hearing the good news that their…
Biden Dresses Up As Bloodsucking Vampire For Halloween
WASHINGTON-- For this year's Halloween festivities, the White House has confirmed that…
Biden Decorates White House With Christmas Decorations For Halloween
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of this year's Halloween, President Joe Biden had his…
Nikki Haley Gets ‘I Stand With Israel’ Tattoo On Forehead In Case Anyone Wasn’t Sure Where She Stood
KIAWAH ISLAND, SOUTH CAROLINA-- Not certain if the world knew where her…
With Palestine In News, Biden Keeps Thinking There Was Some Place He Was Supposed To Go Visit
WASHINGTON-- As the word "Palestine" keeps getting repeated ad nauseam on news…
RINO Republicans Nominate Actual Speaker For House Speaker After Ousting Jim Jordan
WASHINGTON-- After taking a secret vote to remove Ohio Representative Jim Jordan…