Hunter Biden Volunteers To Be Canada’s New Fentanyl Czar
OTTAWA, CANADA-- President Donald Trump and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau made a mutual agreement to remove the tariffs on Canada and the US after making a deal that Trudeau would…
Groundhog Day: Jim Cramer Sees Shadow, Predicts An Early Spring
U.S.-- CNBC Mad Money host Jim Cramer has made yet another controversial prediction on Groundhog Day after coming out of his studio and seeing his shadow in the snow, thereby…
Justin Trudeau Threatens To Trample A Little, Old Grandmom Every Day Until Trump Cancels Tariffs
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In response to President Donald Trump imposing tariffs on Canadian goods into the US, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has issued his own threat by promising he will…
Defiant Gavin Newsom Tries To Hold Back Rushing Dam Water In Order To Spite Trump
CALIFORNIA-- In order to prevent President Donald Trump from bringing much-needed water to California, a very defiant Gavin Newsom decided to spite the president by standing in front of the…
‘I’m Not Bribed By Big Pharma,’ Yells Bernie Sanders As Guy In White Lab Coat Shoves Money Into His Pocket
WASHINGTON-- It was a tense moment during yesterday's confirmation hearing after RFK Jr. accused Senator Bernie Sanders of accepting millions of dollars of Big Pharma money, thereby causing the the…
Democrats Claim RFK Jr. Not Qualified To Carry Rachel Levine’s Jockstrap
WASHINGTON-- The confirmation hearings for HHS nominee RFK Jr. are underway and incensed Democrats have disagreed vehemently with President Trump's pick, saying that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is not qualified…
Street Justice: Angry Dogs Jump Pardoned Dr. Fauci After Hearing Trump Removed His Security Protection
WASHINGTON-- After learning that President Donald Trump had pulled the security detail for Dr. Fauci after he was pardoned by Biden for all of his crimes, thousands of angry dogs…
Biden Angry At Liberals For Giving Trump Credit For High Prices He Caused
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- Former President Joe Biden would like to have a word with America's liberals. It's only been one week since Donald Trump has been president and liberals around the…
RFK Jr. Starting To Worry After Congress Announces ‘This Confirmation Hearing Is Brought To You By Pfizer’
WASHINGTON-- RFK Jr. went into his confirmation hearing Monday with a lot of confidence, but his certainty was quickly abated after Congress started off the session with an announcement over…
Justin Trudeau Fills In For Whoopi Goldberg On ‘The View’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- People who watch The View may have noticed a new face on the daytime tv show, with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau filling in for regular…
Embarrassing: Zelensky’s Debit Card Declined After Trump Stops Ukraine Funding
KIEV, UKRAINE-- It was an embarrassing moment for President Volodymyr Zelensky when he went to the store to purchase another $60,000 (USD) watch and had his card declined, later finding…
Pope Francis Having Second Thoughts About Welcoming Illegals After Trump Drops Tren De Aragua Gang Members Inside Vatican City
VATICAN CITY-- After lambasting President Donald Trump for deporting violent illegal aliens instead of welcoming them and paying for them, Pope Francis started having second thoughts about the whole deportation…
