British Man Jailed For 10 Years After Dog Accidentally ‘Likes’ Anti-UK Government Post
LONDON - In a shocking display of the UK's escalating war on free speech, 32-year-old Nigel Fletcher was sentenced to 10 years in prison today for "inciting public disorder" after…
Democrats Propose Banning Conservatives To Stop Violence Against Conservatives
WASHINGTON-- In a groundbreaking move hailed as progressive pragmatism, Democrat leaders unveiled their latest strategy to combat the rising tide of violence against conservatives: simply banning conservatives altogether. The proposal…
Trump Declares Democrat Party A Domestic Terrorist Organization
WASHINGTON-- In a historic primetime address from the White House, President Donald Trump officially declared the Democrat Party as a domestic terrorist organization, citing "irrefutable evidence" of their role in…
U.S. Citizenship Test Now Includes ‘Black Crime Survival Techniques’
U.S.-- In response to the alarming rise of violent black crime in America, the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) has revised the naturalization exam to include a mandatory "Black…
Drug Companies Sue Government, Claiming RFK Jr.’s Side Effects Mandate Violates Their First Amendment Right To Mislead Consumers
U.S.-- In response to a recent decision by RFK Jr., a coalition of major pharmaceutical companies filed a federal lawsuit today against the U.S. government, claiming that a new policy…
Pakistan Parliament Formally Annexes The UK As Its Newest Province
ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN-- In a historic parliamentary session that unanimously passed with thunderous applause, the Pakistani Parliament has voted unanimously to annex the United Kingdom, declaring it the country's newest province.…
Democrats Mass-Delete ‘I Stand With Ukraine’ Posts After Black Man Murders White Ukrainian Woman
U.S.-- In a stunning display of ideological gymnastics, thousands of Democrat politicians and activists have rushed to scrub their "I Stand With Ukraine" social media posts after a black man…
Mark Carney Condemns Church Arsonists For Not Using Eco-Friendly Matches
OTTAWA, CANADA- Prime Minister Mark Carney held an emergency press conference today to address the "egregious environmental assault" committed by arsonists who torched St. Mary’s Anglican Church in rural Alberta…
CNN Issues Apology For Accidentally Reporting A Black-On-White Crime
ATLANTA, GEORGIA - CNN issued an emergency statement late Friday apologizing profusely for "unintentionally" reporting a black-on-white crime earlier that evening. The network's 5 PM broadcast briefly mentioned a 32-year-old…
DC Liberal Outraged After Trump’s Military Crackdown Leaves Her Unmolested For 2nd Month Straight
WASHINGTON - Local resident and self-proclaimed "progressive liberal" Karen Jenkins, 32, expressed her deep frustration yesterday after realizing she had gone a full month without being mugged, assaulted, or even…
RFK Jr. Senate Hearing Abruptly Halted As Elizabeth Warren Awaits Pfizer Payoff
WASHINGTON-- In a shocking display of brazen corruption, today's RFK Jr. Senate hearing on pharmaceutical safety was brought to a sudden standstill when Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren demanded a recess…
UK Police Arrest Baby For ‘Hate Crime’ After Crying At Immigrant Nurse
LONDON, UK-- In what is being hailed as a landmark victory for diversity and inclusion, a white British newborn baby was taken into custody by police mere hours after birth…
