Unbelievable: This MILF Group Is Stunning
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A new groundbreaking animal act that's been touring the world over the last three months is now coming to the San Diego Zoo for one week only. Tickets for this…
Ted Cruz Runs For Prime Minister Of Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After a disheartening defeat in his run for president of the United States, Ted Cruz officially announced late last night that he will be running for prime minister…
Man Sells His Soul For A Cigarette
HELL'S KITCHEN, NEW YORK-- Desperation can lead people to do crazy things, but for one man, his need for a cigarette was even greater than his everlasting soul. In an…
Man Poisons Family Because They Were Trump Supporters
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A 39 year old man tried poisoning his entire family yesterday in protest of their support for presidential candidate Donald Trump. Sources close to the family state that…
Dyslexic Man Dies After Dialing 119
BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA-- A 43 year old dyslexic man died this morning from a heart attack while waiting for emergency services to arrive after dialing for help. According to the official police…
Airlines Hiring Prostitutes As Stewardesses
BANGKOK, THAILAND-- A major airline company out of Thailand has been making headlines lately after they announced that they will only be hiring known Thai prostitutes to work as stewardesses on…
Philly Man Gets Own TV Show On Food Network (6 Photos)
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- A 36 year old chef from Philadelphia will be getting his own television show on the Food Network channel, giving him the opportunity to showcase his cooking talents…
Legless Man Outruns Cops
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- A video that is going viral shows four police officers chasing a legless man after stopping the handicapped man for going too fast in his electric wheelchair. The…
Man Chokes On Brain Stem
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- An Atlanta man was rushed to the emergency room yesterday after choking on a brain stem that got lodged in his throat and he's now suing the supermarket where…
Pulling Teeth Is Like Pulling Teeth, Says Dentist
PORTLAND, OREGON-- A dentist from Portland has caused a minor uproar among his patients for raising his prices on performing tooth extractions, claiming that the once believed simplistic procedure is actually extremely difficult…
Kim Jong-un Creates Massive Hurricane To Showcase His Power
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un created a massive hurricane yesterday by relieving himself in his personal bathroom and then opening the large window, showcasing his ultimate power after…
New Prescription Drugs For Cars
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A new line of drugs that is marketed specifically for automobiles has been created by Pfizer, one of the largest drug companies in the world, and shows…
