Top 6 Must Wear Costume Masks This Halloween (6 Photos)
BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA-- Want to set yourself apart this Halloween and rack up more candy than everyone else? Then these new costume masks are guaranteed to not only turn heads, but…
Experts Say That Going Naked Is Less Offensive Than Wearing Clothes
REESES, PENNSYLVANIA-- Are your clothes offending someone? Then perhaps you should start walking around naked. With all the hype lately surrounding the racist or offensive clothing that people are wearing, experts…
Man Charged With Murder After Killing Video Game Girl
SARASOTA, RHODE ISLAND-- A 47 year old Sarasota man has been arrested and charged with the murder of a character from a video game after surrendering himself to police. Guy…
New Spin-off of The Walking Dead Will Be Bigger Than The Original
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Get ready Walking Dead fans. A new series that is based off of the hit show is currently in production and critics are already saying that the spin-off…
New Investigation Says Christopher Columbus Was Actually A Time Traveler Trying To Get Back To The Future
SEAGULL ISLAND, FLORIDA-- Some startling new evidence has been recently unearthed just in time for this year's Columbus Day holiday that may change history as we know it. Expert Michael…
Skeleton Porn Is The Latest Fetish Among Porn Enthusiasts (NSFW)
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Tired of watching boring naked men and women having sex on camera? Then skeleton fetish just may be your thing. Always looking for something unique and different…
All Nude Dentist Office Is A Hit With Nervous Patients (NSFW)
AKRAT, COLORADO-- Forget the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" rule. A nude dentist office in Akrat has banned all clothing in an effort to ease the anxiety that so…
Gorilla Arrested For Indecent Exposure In Front Of A Minor (NSFW)
ENCINO, CALIFORNIA-- Busted! A 10 year old gorilla has been charged after allegedly masturbating in front of children at the Caveman Zoo, and walking around naked. According to witnesses, several…
Doctors Confirm: Having A Bowel Movement Can Kill You!
DOVER, DELAWARE-- Hold it in! Medical professionals from the Dover Fecal Matter Studies Institute have come out with some startling evidence that suggests that having a bowel movement may kill…
Famous Ventriloquist Dummy Accuses Former Owner Of Rape
HOWDY, WYOMING-- A top ventriloquist is being sued for years of rape and sexual abuse by one of his former dummies. Hymen the dummy claims that his former owner used…
Solar Eclipse Goes Blind After Staring At Human
SPACE-- A solar eclipse that went blind after staring at a human in 1962 is warning other solar eclipses not to stare at any humans on Saturday's next rare event.…
Real Life Chucky? Man Murdered By His Blow Up Doll
SEESAW, CALIFORNIA-- A 29 year old man was recently murdered and police have arrested the man's blow up doll sex toy for the brutal homicide. Becky the blow up doll…
