Joe Biden Discusses Possible Cabinet Roles For His Bathroom Toiletries And Linens
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- Former Vice President Joe Biden has finally opened up about his possible choices for bathroom Cabinet if he ends up winning the 2020 election, saying that appointing roles…
Trump Holds Latest Rally In Middle Of BLM Riots To Protect Everyone From Coronavirus
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- After taking a beating from the media for holding a rally during the dangerous pandemic, President Donald Trump came up with the ingenious idea of having his latest…
Accused Noose In Bubba Wallace Case Suing For Discrimination And Slander
TALLADEGA, ALABAMA-- The garage door pull rope accused of being racist by Bubba Wallace has sued the famous driver and also Nascar for falsely labeling him as a racist, which…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Gives Losing Concession Speech After Hearing She Won New York Primary
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was stricken with grief after hearing the news that she had destroyed her Democratic challenger by such a huge margin to win New…
History Books Revised After New Evidence Shows America Actually Discovered By Al Sharpton
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK -- The Department of Education recently announced that new history textbooks are being rolled out within the next two years due to all the recent…
Protesters Hit The Streets After White Goose Attacks Black Crow
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- Hundreds of protesters took to the streets today after news broke out that a white goose violently attacked a black crow and left the bird unable to fly,…
CNN Apologizes For Going Two Minutes Without Pushing Race-Baiting Story
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- America's most trusted news source CNN has made a formal apology this morning after receiving backlash on Twitter X for going over two minutes yesterday without mentioning racism,…
Racist Bible Revised To Say ‘Kneel Before Black Lives Matter’ Instead Of God
BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA-- The Holy Bible has been revised once again in an effort to help prevent any future systemic racism by rewriting all the verses to read "kneel before Black…
Nancy Pelosi And China’s Xi Jinping Get Matching Best Friend Tattoos
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Nancy Pelosi and President Xi Jinping of China recently got matching best friend tattoos of each other's faces, formally letting the world know that not only is…
Justin Trudeau Apologizes After Old Racist Photo Surfaces Of Him Not Kneeling
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Justin Trudeau has apologized after an old photo surfaced of him not kneeling at a New Year's Eve party he attended in 1999 when a Prince song came…
Three Far-Right MAGA Hats Plotted To Provoke Violence At Vegas Protests
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Three right-wing Make America Great Again MAGA hats with loose fittings to a few far-right scalps tried causing chaos at a recent Las Vegas protest, advocating for…
Obama: ‘Those Peaceful Protesters Could Have Been My Sons’
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama penned a beautiful statement on Medium addressing all the peaceful protesters who took to the streets to loot and vandalize destructively, saying those thousands of…
