CNN’s Don Lemon Challenges Joe Rogan To Makeup Wearing Contest After Being Called ‘Weak, Girly-Man’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- CNN's Don Lemon was fired up Saturday after popular podcaster Joe Rogan called him a "weak, little, girly-man," prompting the manly news anchor to challenge Rogan to a…
Biden Mandates White House Staff Must Tattoo Their Names On Foreheads So He Won’t Forget Who They Are
WASHINGTON-- What's in a name? That's the question Joe Biden has been asking ever since he became America's most popular president in history, which is why he mandated that every…
Trump Launches Own Social Network Called ‘Facebook And Twitter Can Kiss My Orange Ass Social’
PALM BEACH COUNTY, FLORIDA-- Nine months after letting the world see for themselves what a wonderful job Joe Biden has done as president, President Donald Trump announces he's launched a…
Republicans Propose Amendment To Add ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ To US Constitution
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress came out of hiding Wednesday to give Fox News reporters a statement regarding their almost unanimous decision to propose adding the international chant "Let's go Brandon"…
At 189 Years Old, Nancy Pelosi Says She’s Almost Ready To Retire From Political Office…Almost
WASHINGTON-- Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi reaffirmed a promise she made a few years ago that she would contemplate retirement from politics before she hits the age of…
Biden, Harris, And Pelosi To Star In Salacious Remake Of Movie ‘Wild Things’
HOLLYWOOD--One of the most anticipated movies in history is about to hit theaters early next year and will star America's most popular president Joe Biden in a remake of the…
Petrified Bill Clinton Begs Hospital To Please Not Send Him Back Home To Wife Hillary
ORANGE, CALIFORNIA-- Former President Bill Clinton begged the University of California Irvine Medical Center to not release him and has refused to go back home to his wife Hillary, saying…
Heroic: Roll of Toilet Paper Comes Out As Paper Towel, Proves It Has More Uses Than For Just Wiping
FLINT, MICHIGAN-- A toilet paper roll from Michigan is being heralded as a hero on Twitter X for coming out to the world as a paper towel, hopefully ushering in…
Emperor Biden Builds Coliseum To Feed All The Unvaccinated Americans To Hungry Lions
WASHINGTON-- Tired of waiting around for the rest of the country to get vaccinated, Joe Biden decided to use 10 billion dollars from the trillion dollar infrastructure bill to build…
Infographic: Inside The Mind Of Joe Biden
Being the most popular president in United States history must be a huge burden and weigh heavily on Joe Biden's competent mind. On a daily basis he has so much…
Con Air 2: Southwest Airlines Hires Escaped Convicts To Fly Planes After Pilots Quit In Protest
DALLAS, TEXAS-- Southwest Airlines recently announced that they have hired hundreds of escaped convicts to replace all the trained pilots who quit en masse in protest of the company's vaccine…
Top 3 Sexiest Adult Amateur COVID Virus Models Of The Month
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- Every month the adult viral film industry picks their top favorite vivacious female viruses in their COVID Hub Model Program, tallying up the numbers and announcing the winners…
