Alec Baldwin Consults Esteemed Legal Analyst OJ Simpson For Advice On Alleged Murder Allegations
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Easygoing Hollywood actor Alec Baldwin has been in hot water later for his mostly peaceful shooting incident of some woman named something, according to CNN. To get…
Obama Visits New Jersey To Teach Governor Phil Murphy How To Better Lie To Voters Before Election
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- Former President Barack Hussein Obama spent some time in New Jersey this week teaching his protégé Governor Phil Murphy the proper way to deceive your constituents in…
White House Confirms Biden Will Dress Up In Costume And Pretend He’s President This Halloween
WASHINGTON-- Relieved that he can finally tell people he's the legitimate commander-in-chief, Joe Biden announced that he will be dressing up as a real United States president this upcoming Halloween…
Thousands Of Dogs Crap On Dr. Fauci’s Lawn In Solidarity After Hearing About His Canine Testing Experiments
WASHINGTON, D.C.-- Immediately after hearing the upsetting news that their canine brothers and sisters were abused by Dr. Fauci for NIH medical experiments, thousands of dogs from across the country…
At Least 43 Squirrels Shot, 6 Fatally, In Violent Chicago Weekend
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- Six squirrels have been killed and at least 37 wounded in shootings that exploded across Chicago over the weekend, bringing the total number of gang-related squirrel deaths to…
CNN’s Don Lemon Challenges Joe Rogan To Makeup Wearing Contest After Being Called ‘Weak, Girly-Man’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- CNN's Don Lemon was fired up Saturday after popular podcaster Joe Rogan called him a "weak, little, girly-man," prompting the manly news anchor to challenge Rogan to a…
Biden Mandates White House Staff Must Tattoo Their Names On Foreheads So He Won’t Forget Who They Are
WASHINGTON-- What's in a name? That's the question Joe Biden has been asking ever since he became America's most popular president in history, which is why he mandated that every…
Trump Launches Own Social Network Called ‘Facebook And Twitter Can Kiss My Orange Ass Social’
PALM BEACH COUNTY, FLORIDA-- Nine months after letting the world see for themselves what a wonderful job Joe Biden has done as president, President Donald Trump announces he's launched a…
Republicans Propose Amendment To Add ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ To US Constitution
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress came out of hiding Wednesday to give Fox News reporters a statement regarding their almost unanimous decision to propose adding the international chant "Let's go Brandon"…
At 189 Years Old, Nancy Pelosi Says She’s Almost Ready To Retire From Political Office…Almost
WASHINGTON-- Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi reaffirmed a promise she made a few years ago that she would contemplate retirement from politics before she hits the age of…
Biden, Harris, And Pelosi To Star In Salacious Remake Of Movie ‘Wild Things’
HOLLYWOOD--One of the most anticipated movies in history is about to hit theaters early next year and will star America's most popular president Joe Biden in a remake of the…
Petrified Bill Clinton Begs Hospital To Please Not Send Him Back Home To Wife Hillary
ORANGE, CALIFORNIA-- Former President Bill Clinton begged the University of California Irvine Medical Center to not release him and has refused to go back home to his wife Hillary, saying…
