Biden Mourns Lives Lost From Wisconsin Tragedy By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- After multiple people were killed during a Christmas parade in Waukesha, Wisconsin, President Joe Biden immediately had Secret Service drive him down to the local ice cream parlor where…
AOC Calls Police On Strange Woman Who Keeps Stalking Her In Her Bathroom Mirror
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Police are investigating a 911 call they received from Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez late last night after the popular Democrat politician reported in a panic that an…
Biden Recovering After Getting Obama’s Arm Removed From His Butt During Recent Colonoscopy
BETHESDA, MARYLAND-- While Joe Biden was under anesthesia for a routine colonoscopy, surgeons discovered Barack Obama's arm stuck up inside the president's body cavity where it was controlling and making…
After Kyle Rittenhouse Acquittal, Prosecutor Thomas Binger Files Charges Against The AR-15
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN-- Immediately after a jury found Kyle Rittenhouse not guilty on all charges, lead prosecutor Thomas Binger filed charges against the AR-15 weapon used in the 2020 incident and…
Dr. Fauci Praises China For Brutally Murdering Dogs To Stop Spread Of Dreaded COVID-19
WASHINGTON-- After a disturbing video went viral showing health officials in China killing pet dogs to stop COVID-19, Dr. Fauci praised the communist country for not only tackling the deadly…
MSNBC Reporter Gets Dragged Behind Kyle Rittenhouse Jury Bus For 3 Miles Before Anyone Notices
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN-- A hilarious scene unfolded earlier today when an NBC journalist was dragged for three miles behind a bus carrying the jurors for the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, getting his…
Beto O’Rourke Promises He’ll Be The First Mexican-American Governor Of Texas
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- Former Democratic US Representative Beto O'Rourke has recently announced he's running against Republican Greg Abbott in the upcoming Texas election, saying that he wants to be the very…
‘All Citizens Must Take The Vaccine!’ Say Politicians Who Are Exempt From Their Own Illegal Mandates
WASHINGTON-- The majority of the U.S. Congress has been on the warpath lately to get every single American vaccinated whether they want to or not, saying that there's nothing underhanded…
Joe Biden To Star In Breathtaking Upcoming Bollywood Movie ‘I Pooped In Punjab’
MUMBAI, INDIA-- US President Joe Biden has recently wrapped up filming his upcoming steamy Bollywood movie I Pooped In Punjab, which is set in India and will have a theatrical…
Heads Up: France On Lockdown As Explosive Bird Crap Drops In Europe And Asia
PARIS, FRANCE-- Several outbreaks of severe bird poop downpours in Europe and Asia have been reported this week to the World Organization for Animal Defecation, in a sign that the…
LeBron James Tries Proving He’s Not A Crybaby By Cutting An Onion On Prerecorded Video
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After being called a hypocrite for mocking Kyle Rittenhouse for crying in court, basketball player LeBron James decided to prove to his critics that he himself never cries…
Due To Supply Shortages, Supermarkets Start Selling ‘I Did That’ Biden Stickers On Empty Shelves
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Supermarkets across the US are resorting to creative ways to cover up their massive amount of empty shelves, and are now selling the popular "I Did That"…
