Grandmothers In Blue State Nursing Homes Panicking As Democrat Governors Drool Over More Lockdowns
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- With the sudden rise of the COVID fearmongering gaining steam within blue states, thousands of nervous grandmothers are sounding the alarm about what happened to…
CNN Jealous Of Fox News’ Draconian Vaccine Mandate For Employees
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- In an honest statement today, the most trusted name in news CNN admitted that they are jealous of their rival Fox News following the rightwing network's recently implemented…
Obama Was In Tears After Biden Took His Spot As America’s Worst President
https://youtu.be/0Gn978NNnbA (SATIRE) Sad and teary-eyed former President Barack Hussein Obama was inconsolable once he heard the news that his former righthand man Joe Biden took the prestigious award of becoming…
FDA Approves Mail Order Doctors So Women Can Now Abort Unborn Babies At Home
SILVER SPRING, MARYLAND-- In a major win for abortion rights advocates, the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has allowed patients to order real doctors through the mail so that…
Republican Crisis: Mitch McConnell’s Neck Fat Steps Down From His Face
WASHINGTON-- The GOP has announced that Mitch McConnell's neck fat has recently stepped down from his face and has decided to take a position at the top of his chest,…
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
U.S.-- Millions of happy, unvaccinated Americans have been out having fun and enjoying the winter season this year, even after Joe Biden issued a stern warning to them that they'll…
Shocking Leaked January 6 Texts Show Trump Wanted Mayonnaise On His McDonald’s Big Mac
WASHINGTON- Explosive new text messages were recently uncovered by the January 6 Committee which shows President Donald Trump messaging his then-chief of staff Mark Meadows asking for mayonnaise on his…
House Committee Says Trump Faces Charges Of Stealing Bases During Little League Baseball
https://youtu.be/HoXV5wk0E3I (SATIRE) The January 6th Committee has formally charged President Donald Trump with stealing third base back in 1957 during a Little League Baseball playoff game. Pundits are unsure whether…
January 6 Committee Files Criminal Charges Against Trump For Stealing Third Base In Little League Baseball 60 Years Ago
WASHINGTON-- The January 6 Committee voted to hold President Donald Trump responsible for the very serious crime of stealing third base while he played Little League Baseball over 60 years…
Biden Has Awesome News For Everyone Who Goes Out And Gets The Zombie Injection
https://youtu.be/QJedDRMrQmA A Message From The President: Joe Biden has just released an urgent statement informing the American people that there's great news if they go out and get the vaccine,…
Confused Biden Mistakenly Leaves White House Wearing Wife Jill’s Blue Dress And Stockings, Media Goes Gaga
WASHINGTON-- In what mainstream news media outlets are calling the ultimate trendy president, Joe Biden stepped out of the White House after accidentally wearing First Lady Jill's gorgeous blue dress…
United Airlines Fires Auto Pilot After Inflatable Employee Refuses To Get Vaccinated
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- An autopilot who's been with the company for over ten years has been recently terminated by his employer United Airlines for refusing to go along with the company's…
