AOC Recounts Trauma Of Staring At Her Own Reflection
https://youtu.be/MmeCkPs1cAU AOC claims an uninvited guest has taken up residence within her restroom mirror, complicating her daily morning routines even further. Full Story: https://dailysoak.com/StagingSite/index.php/2021/11/21/aoc-calls-police-on-strange-woman-who-keeps-stalking-her-in-her-bathroom-mirror/
FBI Charges Thanksgiving Turkey After Spotting The Wild Bird At January 6 Capitol Riot
WASHINGTON-- The FBI arrested and charged a Thanksgiving turkey this week for his fowl actions during the January 6 U.S. Capitol Building riot, leaving many Americans in doubt as to…
Howard Stern Promises He’ll Remove His Natural-Looking Wig If Everyone Just Gets Vaccinated
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Fed up with the millions of stubborn anti-vaxxers, former shock jock Howard Stern has offered all those hesitant people the deal of a lifetime by…
Desperate Democrats Make Kyle Rittenhouse Voodoo Doll In Last Ditch Effort To Take Him Down
WASHINGTON-- Following the recent ruling in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial which found him not guilty, desperate and deranged Democrats have put forth a last ditch effort to take the young…
Chrissy Teigen Debuts New Mustache Transplant, Says She Regrets Ever Plucking All The Hairs Out
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- Famous wordsmith and Twitter celebrity Chrissy Teigen has a warning to young people everywhere: "Don't pluck off your mustache hairs like I did." The 35-year-old Teigen recently…
Mark Ruffalo: ‘If I Had A Son, He’d Look Like JoJo’
HOLLYWOOD-- Hollywood star Mark Ruffalo weighed in on Kyle Rittenhouse being declared not guilty for shooting Joseph Rosenbaum, calling it an international tragedy and that JoJo reminded him of the…
Biden Mourns Lives Lost From Wisconsin Tragedy By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- After multiple people were killed during a Christmas parade in Waukesha, Wisconsin, President Joe Biden immediately had Secret Service drive him down to the local ice cream parlor where…
AOC Calls Police On Strange Woman Who Keeps Stalking Her In Her Bathroom Mirror
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Police are investigating a 911 call they received from Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez late last night after the popular Democrat politician reported in a panic that an…
Biden Recovering After Getting Obama’s Arm Removed From His Butt During Recent Colonoscopy
BETHESDA, MARYLAND-- While Joe Biden was under anesthesia for a routine colonoscopy, surgeons discovered Barack Obama's arm stuck up inside the president's body cavity where it was controlling and making…
After Kyle Rittenhouse Acquittal, Prosecutor Thomas Binger Files Charges Against The AR-15
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN-- Immediately after a jury found Kyle Rittenhouse not guilty on all charges, lead prosecutor Thomas Binger filed charges against the AR-15 weapon used in the 2020 incident and…
Dr. Fauci Praises China For Brutally Murdering Dogs To Stop Spread Of Dreaded COVID-19
WASHINGTON-- After a disturbing video went viral showing health officials in China killing pet dogs to stop COVID-19, Dr. Fauci praised the communist country for not only tackling the deadly…
MSNBC Reporter Gets Dragged Behind Kyle Rittenhouse Jury Bus For 3 Miles Before Anyone Notices
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN-- A hilarious scene unfolded earlier today when an NBC journalist was dragged for three miles behind a bus carrying the jurors for the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, getting his…
