Beautiful Nancy Pelosi, 189, Stuns In Sexy Bikini As She Soaks Up The Sun
WASHINGTON-- Gorgeous Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi took some time off from her busy political schedule of improving the lives of her beloved Americans to relax on the…
Kennedy Center Honors Celebrates Joe Biden’s Role As Best Pretend President
WASHINGTON-- The 45th annual Kennedy Center Honors returned to tradition this year by recognizing Joe Biden for his outstanding acting role as America's greatest illegitimate president. George Clooney kicked off…
Not Me! Seth Rogen Tells Frustrated Wife White Supremacists Keep Leaving Their Bathroom Toilet Seat Up
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Hollywood actor Seth Rogen has been in hot water with his wife recently for failing to put the toilet seat down inside of their home, responding to…
Top 10 Best Last-Minute Clown World Christmas Gifts You Must Buy
https://youtu.be/93IyzFRDXak Want to get that special someone the perfect Christmas gift this year? We here at Daily Soak have compiled a list of the top ten best holiday presents that…
Here Are The Top 10 Hottest, Most Unique Gifts This Christmas
U.S.-- With the holiday season quickly approaching, now's your last chance to pick up these unique, most-wished-for Christmas gift ideas for all you last minute shoppers who are looking to…
Anthony Fauci Slams Fox News For Not Exterminating Lara Logan For Comparing Him To Nazi Doctor
WASHINGTON-- An incensed Dr. Anthony Fauci has responded to Lara Logan's claim that he is similar to Nazi Germany physician Dr. Josef Mengele, slamming Fox News for not exterminating the…
Joel Osteen Claims Satan Hid All That Money Inside His Bathroom Wall
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Once news of a plumber finding thousands of dollars in church donations hidden inside his bathroom wall went public, Joel Osteen was quick to come up with an…
New Amazon Halo Fitness Tracker Motivates You To Exercise By Calling You A Fat, Lazy Pig
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- The Amazon Halo View Fitness Tracker is the ideal gift for that overweight, sluggish person in your life, available in stores this December just in time for the…
Chris Cuomo Says He Doesn’t Have A Brother, Only A Sister Who Eerily Resembles Andrew
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Confused CNN star Chris Cuomo has gone on the offensive against all the recent allegations that he used his powerful network position to help out former Governor Andrew…
New CNN Poll Shows Biden Approval Rating Greatest Ever In American History At Negative 69 Percent
https://youtu.be/jadYlwVx7LY Reputable news outlet CNN reported that Biden's approval rating is currently soaring into the negative double digits with a remarkable -69%, putting the most popular president of all time…
Santa Claus Will Be Injecting Sleeping Children This Christmas After Getting Paid Off By Big Pharma
NORTH POLE-- Santa Claus recently announced on his official Twitter account that he will be injecting sleeping children with the COVID vaccine this Christmas after taking in large donations from…
The Anti-Maskers Will Live To Breathe Another Day
https://youtu.be/AbtxgjFHa_A A maskless woman recalls all the times her dead, masked, liberal coworkers informed her very angrily that by not wearing a cloth mask she will certainly die. The woman…
