Biden And His Island Of Misfit Politicians Wishes Everyone A ‘Merry You’ll Be Dead Soon Christmas’
WASHINGTON--The most oddball, incompetent, group of weirdo politicians ever assembled has put out a statement early this morning wishing the American people a very "Merry You'll Be Dead Soon Christmas"…
UK’s Boris Johnson Reveals Recently ‘Unearthed Photo’ Of Jesus Getting The Vaccine
LONDON, ENGLAND-- During his recent Christmas Eve message this morning, sloshed British Prime Minster Boris Johnson revealed a stunning photo showing Jesus getting injected with the COVID vaccine, which he…
Biden Fired From Suicide Prevention Job For Telling Everyone They Will Die
WASHINGTON-- Saving a life can be a very rewarding experience, so when Joe Biden was recently terminated from his part-time job as a suicide prevention hotline listener he was not…
Diabolical Fauci Mocks His Canine Victims By Wearing Dog Costume
https://youtu.be/QVA30Q3zFr8 (SATIRE) During a recent CNN interview regarding the need for people to wear ninety-nine masks while alone, the mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci decided to toy with the dogs…
Democrat Politicians Carjacked At Gunpoint Say Crimes Would’ve Been Worse If They Weren’t Vaccinated
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA- The healing powers of the magical COVID vaccine were proven once again as two Democrat politicians were carjacked this week by gunpoint in two separate occasions, with both…
Racist Elizabeth Warren Attacks African-American Immigrant On Twitter
U.S.-- Democrat Elizabeth Warren has come under fire this week for her racist, xenophobic tirade against Tesla CEO Elon Musk for not paying enough money in taxes, with numerous people…
Mad Scientist Fauci Taunts His Victims By Wearing Dog Costume During Latest Interview
BETHESDA, MARYLAND-- As if millions of Americans weren't already disgusted by his gruesome experiments on canines, Dr. Fauci decided the thrill of the kill wasn't enough and that he needed…
Joe Biden Has A Stern Warning Regarding The Health Of Vaccine-Free Americans
https://youtu.be/HXeYNi1xrnw (SATIRE) The most popular president of all time Joe Biden has just issued a code red for all those who refuse to quintuple jab their bungholes before the end…
Liberal ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Contestants Refuse To Solve Winning Phrase
CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA-- There was a brief interruption during last night's Wheel of Fortune show when all three liberal contestants refused to answer the winning phrase, leading host Pat Sajak…
Joe Biden Outlines 7 Steps To Make Omicron More Super-Duper Scarier This Winter
WASHINGTON-- Frustrated with the lack of fear in the majority of Americans, Joe Biden has vowed to increase his fearmongering tactics in an effort to get everyone extremely panicked and…
Grandmothers In Blue State Nursing Homes Panicking As Democrat Governors Drool Over More Lockdowns
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- With the sudden rise of the COVID fearmongering gaining steam within blue states, thousands of nervous grandmothers are sounding the alarm about what happened to…
CNN Jealous Of Fox News’ Draconian Vaccine Mandate For Employees
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- In an honest statement today, the most trusted name in news CNN admitted that they are jealous of their rival Fox News following the rightwing network's recently implemented…
