Oops! Plane Filled With Illegal Immigrants Mistakenly Shipped To Biden’s Delaware Home
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- A late-night flight carrying hundreds of illegal aliens were accidentally sent to Joe Biden's Delaware home early Saturday instead of all the major cities inside red states, drawing…
Boomer Musicians Threaten To Pull Their Vinyl Records And 8-Track Tapes From Spotify In Protest Of Joe Rogan
U.S.-- After Spotify removed Neil Young's music due to the singer's ultimatum, a few other aging musicians came to Young's defense by saying they too will pull all their vinyl…
Democrats Impeach Trump Over Biden’s Phone Call With Ukraine President
WASHINGTON-- Democrats have impeached President Donald Trump for the sixtieth time this morning after President Joe Biden's scandalous phone call with Ukraine's President Zelensky went public, making this the second…
Due To Backlash, Disney To Replace Seven Dwarfs From Snow White With LA Lakers Players
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA-- After pint-sized actor Peter Dinklage accused the children's classic Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs of dwarfophobia, the progressive Disney company immediately put out an apology statement saying…
Biden: ‘If The Supreme Court Pick’s Not Corrupt, Then You Ain’t My Nominee!’
WASHINGTON-- With the sudden announcement of Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer's retirement, Joe Biden began going through a list of qualifications he's looking for in the future SCOTUS replacement, saying…
Vladimir Putin Trolls Biden By Putting ‘I Did That’ Stickers To The Front Of Russian Tanks
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- As tensions between the United States and Russia heat up, President Vladimir Putin sent a clear message to Joe Biden by placing the famous "I Did That" Biden…
Dangerous Lab Monkey That Escaped From Pennsylvania Truck Crash Spotted In Washington, DC
WASHINGTON-- After three lab monkeys escaped their trailer when the delivery truck crashed on a Pennsylvania highway, one of the most dangerous primates was spotted in Washington, DC giving an…
Thousands Of Canada Geese Join Truckers Against Mandates By Blocking Justin Trudeau’s Home Driveway
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Thousands of angry Canada geese have joined in the convoy of truckers protest against vaccine mandates by flying to the home of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and then…
Physician’s Hippocratic Oath Updated To ‘First, Do As Pfizer Says’ To Reflect Modern Medicine
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- To better reflect the state of current modern medical practice, the AMA has changed the original core lines of the Hippocratic Oath from "First, do no harm" to…
Biden Weighs Sending Thousands Of Cross-Dressing Troops To Strike Fear Into Russia
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to scare President Vladimir Putin into backing off from attacking, Joe Biden declared that he's mulling over the idea of sending thousands of cross-dressing soldiers from…
Frustrated Looters Now Mad At Biden Because They Can’t Rob Empty Shelves
U.S.-- As the Biden supply chain crisis worsens by the day, America's looters have become disenchanted with the direction the president is taking the country and are now blaming him…
Brave NYPD Arrests Newborn Baby For Not Having Her Vaccine Card Inside Hospital
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Brave NYPD police officers stopped another dangerous anti-vaxxer from infecting anyone when they forcibly arrested a newborn baby almost immediately after the mother finished giving birth.…
