Biden’s New White House Cat Joins Protest By Urinating Words ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Into Carpet
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden's new pet cat Willow has joined the nationwide protests against the corrupt administration and vented out its frustrations by urinating the words "Let's Go Brandon" into…
Justin Trudeau Kneels With Canadian Truckers After They Disguise Themselves As BLM
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has finally met with the truckers for freedom after the Canadian protesters disguised themselves as Black Lives Matter rioters and began holding BLM signs…
Biden Finally Addresses Border Crisis By Building Wall Around Canada
WASHINGTON-- With the large influx of Canadians seeking refuge into America to escape political persecution, Joe Biden quickly put a stop to the asylum seekers by building a large wall…
Biden Contemplates Canceling Russia Attack After US Soldiers Can’t Decide Which Outfits To Wear
WASHINGTON-- Just when Joe Biden was about to send his new woke army off to scare Russia into giving up their imaginary attack on Ukraine, hundreds of crossdressing US soldiers…
State Of Emergency Announced After Ontario Premier Doug Ford Gets Stuck In Doorway Of Home
ONTARIO, CANADA-- A serious state of emergency was declared this morning after Ontario's rotund Premier Doug Ford got himself wedged between the doorway of his home while on his way…
China’s President Xi Praises Ottawa Police For Their Authoritarian Tactics
BEIJING, CHINA-- During a live execution of a foreign journalist covering the Olympic games in China, President Xi Jinping praised the authoritarian strategies of the Ottawa Police Department after a…
Nancy Pelosi Accused Of Spying On Republicans While In Men’s Locker Room
WASHINGTON-- Male Republican politicians have accused House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of spying on them while they frolicked inside the GOP locker room, saying they felt like they were being watched…
Biden Renames His Crack Pipe Distribution Plan To The George Floyd Initiative
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of Black History Month, Joe Biden has changed the name of his Crack Pipe Distribution Plan to the George Floyd Initiative as a way to bring equity…
Proud Democrats Vote To Impeach Joe Rogan From Spotify
WASHINGTON-- The U.S. House of Representatives voted to impeach Joe Rogan for spreading dangerous misinformation on his Spotify podcast, claiming that he is unfit to serve as a podcaster and…
Biden Appoints Son Hunter Head Of The New Crack Pipe Distribution Department
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to create more racial equity, Joe Biden promised to stick a crack pipe into the mouth of every black citizen in the country. To accomplish this…
Trudeau, Dressed As Lord Humungus From The Road Warrior, Tells Truckers To ‘Just Walk Away’
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In an effort to regain control of Canada, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has gotten tough by donning the outfit worn by The Humungus from the movie The Road…
Stacey Abrams Fires Back At Critics For Not Wearing Mask, Says She Got Hungry And Ate It
DECATUR, GEORGIA-- After Democrat Stacey Abrams came under fire this week for tweeting a photo of herself mask-less around dozens of muzzled children, the former gubernatorial candidate fired back at…
