WASHINGTON– As a way to try to help pay for all of their expenses after President Donald Trump stopped the USAID money laundering schemes, financially-strapped Democrat politicians have officially started their own GoFundMe page asking for donations from their voters.
On the official GoFundMe page that was created this week, the fundraiser was organized by the DNC with a goal of raising only one billion dollars. As of this writing there was only one donation for $2 from someone with the name “Big Balls.”
“Please, help us, we’re desperate,” said Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer, trying to squeeze out a tear to appear more human. “That fascist dictator Trump cut off our money laundering scheme, I mean, totally legitimate government aid program that went to needy people around the world. Please, give whatever you can, but we need at least a billion dollars by next week.”
Schumer and many of his Democrat colleagues held a protest against Trump and Elon Musk for cutting off their free money supply, saying that’s the whole reason they got into politics, not to actually help the American people. Desperate Democrats later went on strike as a way to punish both Trump and the American people.
It was later reported that ever since a vast majority of Congress went on strike that they country began functioning more properly, with a certain serenity overtaking the land.
