WASHINGTON– Even though Kamala Harris has only been the Democratic nominee for a few weeks, former President Barack Obama has already begun having second thoughts about removing Joe Biden now that everyone has started seeing what a terrible, annoying, unlikable person Kamala really is.
After watching Kamala’s last rally and seeing what a total train wreck she has been, Obama shook his head in embarrassment and told his wife Michelle that he may have made a huge mistake replacing Biden with someone who is so much worse.
“Dammit, Michael, I mean Michelle, you have to see this,” said Obama to former First Lady Michelle as he watched Kamala give a kindergarten-level interview. “Look at how stupid and annoying this woman is. And what’s with that cackle? Kamala makes Hillary look appealing. I think maybe we made a huge mistake getting rid of that f**k up Biden for this clown. All the election rigging in the world won’t be enough to install this cackling idiot.”
Obama phoned Biden to apologize for having him removed from the race, saying that he only forced Biden out because he thought they were going to get a much better candidate than the current president and vice president.
At publishing time, Obama and a few Democrat party leaders said they were planning on taking Nancy Pelosi’s advice and replacing Kamala at the DNC convention with a glass of water.
