MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN– There were numerous celebrities at this year’s Republican National Convention (RNC), including a surprise guest appearance by the man himself “Mr. Las Vegas” Wayne Newton.
The crowd went wild when Florida Republican Matt Gaetz’ name was announced as the next RNC speaker, but the audience was quickly confused after seeing Wayne Newton take the stage with a very impressive Botox job that made him look even younger than usual.
“What’s happening, everyone, so glad to be here,” said the man with the frozen face as a few older women from the audience threw their panties onstage. “I truly appreciate all the loud cheers, being that I’m only a representative for the great state of Florida. But then again, I’m having a very great hair day today. Yeah, that has to be the reason people don’t recognize me. It’s my hair.”
Numerous people in the crowd were heard mumbling to themselves, not sure why Newton was talking so much about politics instead of doing more singing and dancing.
After Donald Trump took the stage to give his speech, he told the boisterous crowd that he was humbled that he got an endorsement from his longtime friend Wayne Newton, but was a little confused when Newton told him that he’ll see him later once they get to Florida.
