WASHINGTON– Only hours after going down to the Texas border for his pre-election photo op, Joe Biden became incensed after seeing hundreds of illegal aliens chanting “Trump for President” and responded by immediately closing down the border and deporting all the illegals he had originally imported to vote for him.
“Hold on, Jack, you guys are supposed to be chanting ‘Biden for president,'” said Biden angrily while watching Donald Trump down at the border waving at the illegal aliens chanting “Trump.” “I brought all you stupid bastards here to vote for me in the upcoming election because I know I can’t beat that other guy, um, what’s his name, Ronald Krump, fair and square.”
Biden called the head of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas and told him to hurry up and shut down the border before any more Trump supporting illegals get into the country and vote Republican.
“Yeah that’s right, I said close it down,” said Biden to his stunned aides. “And while you’re at it, build a wall around the northern border as well in case those guys try swimming around and coming in from that country Australia up there.”
When asked why they were changing their support to Trump, a few illegal aliens stated that the free money they were promised by Biden had been sent to Ukraine instead.
