U.S.–In a deadly blow to liberal Democrat’s sanity across the United States, Russian President Vladimir Putin said during a recent interview that he has endorsed Joe Biden for US president in the upcoming 2024 presidential election against his Republican opponent Donald Trump.
Witnesses said the sounds of intense reeing followed by loud explosions of liberal’s heads could be heard across the US after it was announced that the big, bad evil man Putin had said that he believed Biden was a “more experienced, predictable, old-school politician” than Trump.
“Yes, I truly believe wholeheartedly that Mr. Biden will make a fine president,” said Putin with a smirk. “That is why I have given Mr. Biden my complete and total endorsement for president of the United States of America. Another four years of Biden will do wonderfully for Russia, I mean, the United States.”
Pink-haired Putin haters took to social media to voice their confusion over whether they are supposed to hate Putin because the media told them to, or to love Putin because he has supported Biden over the orange man Trump.
“Ahhh, so confused right now,” wrote one angry liberal Twitter X user with the username Trump_Is_Putins_Puppet. “On one hand, I hate Putin because the media said I have to hate him for going against Ukraine, but I also feel like I love Putin now because he’s supporting Biden and not that orange-skinned buffoon Trump-tard.”
While giving a speech condemning Trump for bowing down to the evil Russian dictator, Biden immediately praised Putin after he was informed by news reporters that the Russian president had endorsed him.
“That Viktor Pavlov knows talent when he sees it, Jack,” said Biden, referring to Putin. “You see, even that Romanian Prime Minister Valentin Pupkin knows how much better the world is under the Biden administration. You don’t see that Putin puppet Donald Trump getting endorsements from Russian presidents like I do.”
