WASHINGTON– A few sources have confirmed that former President Barack Obama was quite embarrassed while watching Joe Biden’s latest prejudiced speech, saying that the current Democratic president is even way too racist for what he can tolerate.
Obama put his head down and covered his face repeatedly as he watched Biden’s recent embarrassing, racist-filled speech where he attacked or stereotyped multiple races of people, whether intentionally or because he’s a senile old fool.
“Damn, I can’t believe Joe just went there,” said Obama to his wife Michelle, referring to Biden’s speech where he showed his true inner feelings about blacks. “At least when I was president, I used to say racist things nonchalantly and I used to pretend that I didn’t hate people of other colors. Joe just comes right out and says it without even sugarcoating it. It’s called tact, Joe.”
With his head down in his lap, Obama listened as Biden gave him credit for being the first clean, articulate, and well-dressed black man that he’s known.
During his speech, Biden proudly said, “There’s lots of white people who still want to see you black boys being strung up. “That’s why if you coloreds don’t vote for me in 2024 then you ain’t black. Now, I have to go give a eulogy to another KKK leader whom I looked at as a mentor.”
“Never underestimate Joe’s ability to f*ck things up,” said Obama over the phone after someone questioned him about Biden’s hatemongering. “I did everything I could to destroy race relations in this country without people realizing it and the only thing Joe’s upfront prejudice has done is make them all come together again, and I don’t want unity in this country.”
“I guess I’ll have to hug a few more White and Asian babies to smooth things over. Maybe afterwards I’ll invite everyone over for our usual weekend pizza party.”