OTTAWA, CANADA– In an effort to get as many Canadians euthanized as possible, the government of Canada has partnered with numerous restaurant chains across the country to offer any euthanized citizen free fries after presenting a proof of suicide card.
A Health Canada official told reporters that many famous food chains are now offering a tasty incentive to help encourage skittish Canadians to end their lives for a delicious bag of salty French fries.
“Canadians now have even more of a wonderful reason to end their worthless existences,” said Health Canada official Dr. Josef Mengele as a few recently euthanized zombies stood in line at a restaurant nearby to get their free fries. “Because not enough people have died from the totally safe COVID injections, Prime Minister Trudeau on the behest of Klaus Schwab has offered an incentive to people to end their lives in order to reduce the population.”
Trudeau worked in conjunction with Dr. Mengele and other caring doctors such as Dr. Hannibal Lecter to get Canada’s Medical Assistance In Dying system available to the public for all those Canadians who still needed a reminder that the elites hate all of them and want them dead.
“In order to combat climate change due to system homophobic racism, we must get rid of civilization,” said Trudeau, garnering cheers from the crowd of leftwing news reporters. “What better way to not only help the planet but to also save grandma than to get yourself euthanized.”
At publishing time, Trudeau stated that medical-assisted suicide will become mandatory starting in 2023 and proof of euthanasia will be required for every Canadian in order to work, enter buildings, and leave the country.
