ATLANTA, GEORGIA– Due to the massive amount of scandalous allegations plaguing CNN, television host Chris Hansen has revived his old hidden camera reality series and has named the new show To Catch A CNN Predator.
After allegedly catching Don Lemon on camera in some compromising positions, Hansen came out from behind a curtain and confronted the surprised CNN host and then proceeded to ask him some questions.
“Hey there, Don, why don’t you have a seat right over there,” said Hansen as a nervous Lemon finished sniffing his fingers. “I’m Chris Hansen with ‘To Catch A CNN Predator,’ and we’re doing a story on CNN employees and their slew of sexual misconduct allegations.”
Teary-eyed Lemon explained that he was simply trying to keep his fingers warm by shoving them down another man’s pants. Once he finished crying he approached Hansen to give him a hug.
“No hug for me,” said Hansen as he backed away from Lemon’s grasp. “Now we also have a few questions for your coworker, Mr. Jeffrey Toobin.”
Hansen confronted a naked Toobin and told him to sit down before explaining to him that he also has some serious explaining to do about his touchy-feely behavior caught on camera.
After refusing to shake Toobin’s hand, Hansen said, “Mr. Toobin, you’re naked, you have multiple coworkers on a Zoom call, you have lubricant and a bottle of Jack Daniels, and your moaning feverishly. So what was your plan here today?”
Due to the success of the To Catch A CNN Predator series, Hansen has launched another hidden camera pervert confrontation reality show called To Catch A Political Predator.
